Has the price of beef in the supermarket become unaffordable for you?
Is your city building bike lanes in your neighborhood where you used to park your car?
Do you have a soyboy beta cuck malnourished preachy vegan as a coworker, who insists on having a vegan option at the annual barbeque?
Do your stupid coworkers suggest to you to have some buns and lettuce with your hamburger, even though you’re on the Keto diet (which is most compatible with human evolution, as our ancestors evolved to eat pork lard, avocados and coconuts, not grains and seed oils)?
Are farmers no longer allowed to enrich your groundwater with extra nutrients, by dumping their manure on the soil?
Did your local supermarket start selling Beyond Meat, or worse, Oatly?
Is your government planning on imposing a ban on cryptocurrency mining?
Is your daughter brainwashed by that stupid autistic (aka subhuman) Swedish girl, who isn’t even fuckable (yuck)?
Then you should join our protest movement: Low status white males against climate change hysteria!
In contrast to most environmental movements, our movement is directly funded, not by satan-worshipping liberal pedophile elitist billionaires, but by regular low status white males like you, through cryptocurrency!
Our actions include:
Chaining ourselves to windmills, to raise awareness of the elitist WEF agenda!
Our demand is simple:
An end to big-government statist intervention in the free market, by abolishing the subsidies for… FRUIT AND VEGETABLES! IF YOU PREACHY MALNOURISHED VEGANS WANT TO EAT CARROTS AND SEAWEED, HOW ABOUT YOU START PAYING FOR IT YOURSELVES?!? Once we get rid of all the subsidies and properly account for all the negative externalities, as you would expect under free-market capitalism, then it would become obvious that eating steak is the most affordable option. If liberal elitists then wish to eat mushrooms or lentils they can just pay for it themselves!
Update: We just lost all of our funds, because we stored all your donations on FTX, so they were used by that preachy malnourished vegan in the Bahamas to fund the re-election campaigns of Democrats!
Apparently he is a member of an Ashkenazi sex cult from Silicon Valley known as “effective altruism”, the purpose of which is to fool low status white males into giving them all of our money, so they can spend it on amphetamine-fueled orgies, shiksa prostitutes, beach front mansions and democrat reelection campaigns! I don’t know how we could ever fall for such a clever scam, because we are the master race, just look at our Roman statue avatars on Twitter!
But I have a solution: If every low status white male who donated to our protest movement spends the next three months eating bugs and soy and drinking oatly, we can save enough money to invest it in a new cryptocurrency project we just discovered, which is guaranteed to deliver us 35% monthly interest! The developer lives in the Bahamas and looks like this:
And yes, I know he looks a lot like the founder of our movement, Low Status White Males against climate change hysteria:
But they’re not the same person!