Let’s Play: Guess the drug!

This is degenerate and I know it, but I don’t care, life is a joke. I went through 10 Erowid trip reports, selected quotes from them and created multiple choice questions, to see whether you can guess what sort of substance causes these effects. There are relatively easy questions and there are difficult questions, some may be impossible to get right through anything but random chance.

Let me know what score and grade you got in the comment section below. Try not to cheat and don’t spoil it for anyone else. Have fun!

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28 Comments

  1. Haha above 0 but still an F.

    “Congratulations, you don’t understand drugs very well, you have little knowledge of them. You probably have your shit together in life, a wife, children, a mortgage and a good job. Good for you.”

    Haha maybe maybe

  2. That was fun. I got 13/24 – a certified ‘druggie’. Truth be told I’m really an ex-druggie, but your summation still holds true: “There’s no way around it: You know what happens when you alter your mind and this has become part of your life. You have probably had psychedelic experiences that have led you to gain a better understand of the nature of reality. You’re beginning to feel a disconnect between yourself and people who have not had experiences of this nature.” All true except the ‘beginning to’ part… And that is actually something to reflect on, because even if I haven’t taken a recreational drug in years, I’m still very much an explorer of inner space, but I do it mainly through non-chemically enhanced spiritual practice now.

  3. 3/24! I haven’t even heard of some of the substances in the questionnaire so a lot of it was guess-work.
    I’m a big scaredy-cat. I don’t even drink alcohol these days.
    I did smoke a few joints back in 1995 and I enjoyed the results mostly but made the mistake of combining it one evening with some white wine. This led to me experiencing what I believe is called a “whitie” and I flushed the rest of my stash down the toilet and never went near it again. These days I don’t even drink alcohol. I confess to being ‘psilocybin-curious’ (I must be – I discovered your blog). If it’s ever possible to travel again to some jurisdiction where it can be safely and legally tried…

  4. 6/24 and the verdict was pretty spot on too. Ecstasy and edibles is the “trippiest” ive gone. Glade air fresheners are a wild 30 sec ride too though, but havent done that since i was 15.

    • Oh i tried kundalini yoga once though, that was really weird. These really lame looking new age ppl held their hands above my head as i was in guided meditation and suddenly it felt like i was meltining and when i opened my eyes i saw a black cat running towards me, i got scared and closed my eyes again. For the duration of the session it felt like i could feel/see peoples movements with my eyes closed. We i left i felt like i had smoked really mild hash but as when i entered a supermarket and saw a kid and his dad running around playing in the store i felt/saw like a worm of energy and i felt a rush of happiness that made me cry. The following days it felt like my head was cracked open and bird song etc had a almost orgasmic vibe. Odd but cool

  5. Got 4/24

    “Congratulations, you don’t understand drugs very well, you have little knowledge of them. You probably have your shit together in life, a wife, children, a mortgage and a good job. Good for you.”

    ahahahhaa… no. Well I’m, not a NEET anymore but none of the rest applies. Well ok, the strongest i’ve ever done is pot

  6. 6/24, which tells me this test needs a lot of work. Ahem.

    Plus, what’s with the hair-splitting LSD/Mescaline or DXM/Ketamine in the same set of choices? C’mon man.

    • >hair-splitting LSD/Mescaline

      Oh come on. Don’t tell me you can’t tell the two apart. LSD doesn’t have the confidence, the bodily euphoria, the ancient mysticism of Mescaline. Mescaline is man in nature, the wanderer above the sea of fog, rejuvenation by integrating into the environment. LSD just sends your mind off into weird directions.

      If you can’t easily tell them apart, you need to do them both more often.

        • Psilocybin is sedative, cognitive and alien.

          Mescaline is energetic, physical, earthly.

          >I have a San Pedro, but it will only be large enough in about 20 Years or so

          People take heroic doses that make your heart hurt and make you psychotic and anxious. I don’t know why.

          You really don’t need that big of a dose.

          • >Psilocybin is sedative, cognitive and alien.
            >Mescaline is energetic, physical, earthly.

            For me, Psilocybin is definitly energetic while connecting me more to people and nature. No little bit alien or sedative…
            I only take small doses though.
            So it varies from person to person…
            Mescaline still on my bucket list

  7. 6/24
    “You have some basic knowledge of drugs. You probably realize that what politicians or your grandmother think about cannabis is not correct. You may have never taken any yourself, but simply seen enough popular culture to have some clue in regards to what will happen”
    Not an accurate description of me. Fun quiz.

  8. 5/24 You have some basic knowledge of drugs. You probably realize that what politicians or your grandmother think about cannabis is not correct. You may have never taken any yourself, but simply seen enough popular culture to have some clue in regards to what will happen. Spookily accurate in my case but I feel I should have done better.

  9. 24/24
    “Be careful or you’ll be seeing that pink elephant again!”

    Nah,not really,I only got 6 right…

    YouTube clip:
    Father Ted – Best bits – Not toilet duck again

  10. 6/24

    If there were an average of 6 choices per question then results of 4, 5 or 6 would be equivalent to blind guessing. At least that is what I did.

  11. 5/24 which was pretty accurate-lol. This Amish-raised girl has never touched anything stronger than wine. I admit that mushrooms make me curious but stronger than that is my horror of feeling out of control of my faculties. I can’t even enjoy a wine buzz.

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