You’re either with they/them…
Or with them.
NNNOOOO I’M A BASED ANTIZIONIST WHO IS REDPILLED ABOUT THE ISRAEL LOBBY AND KNOWS ALL ABOUT RICHARD PERLE’S CLEAN BREAK REPORT FOR NETANYAHU AND THE USS LIBERTY INCIDENT AND-AND-
No sorry that’s not how the world works anymore, we don’t do the whole argument and debate thing anymore. The whole “changing people’s minds with arguments” thing is over. The whole “disagreeing with my peers on this” is not a thing anymore. We don’t read articles and books before making up our minds. We now just look at five second tiktok videos, soyjack memes and some vague gut feeling to decide where we best fit in.
If someone writes an article for lowstatuswhitemalemagazine.com with a catchy title that hits all our dopamine receptors by promising to validate once again our opinions about how the world functions, we might bother to read the whole thing. But beyond that it’s just endless layers of increasingly surreal inside jokes that will be completely incomprehensible eventually to people who didn’t grow up with an Internet connection.
Sorry, none of the boomers who watch Fox News will hear your five minute sperglord explanation about how you’re marching with Achmed and the pronouns brigade but ackshually are a based chad trad alpha male who just opposes the Zionist lobby sending young men off to die in Iraq and all the foreign aid that goes to Israel. Nobody has the attention span for any of that anymore and anyone running for office and peddling that stuff is not going to win the Republican nomination because the evangelicals, boomers, neocons and the Jews will not vote for you.
Hey, you people decided to do this with the irreversible transformation of our atmosphere happening at a speed more than an order of magnitude faster than during any of the previous mass extinctions, so now I can do it too. Your special snowflake little pet peeve concern about dying for Israel is now just “woke antisemitism”, sorry, I don’t make the rules.
You have all the Republican candidates on stage there, none of them dare to raise their hand when asked if they believe in global warming. And Israel is another one of those sacred unquestionable right wing dogmas from now on. It became almost questionable with the rise of Ron Paul style paleoconservatism, but now that the pronoun people signed up to volunteer as Achmed’s harem guards once the caliphate is reestablished, you will just have to deal with it.
Israel is a stable pillar of the right. Israel bashing gives right wingers the ‘ick’ now in the same way acknowledging the global warming problem does and nothing anonymous NEETs on the Internet say or do will change that anymore, sorry, deal with it.
HUEHUEHUEHUE I HATE THEM BOTH I HOPE THEY BOTH KILL EACH OTHER OFF
No sorry, there is no third position. “I hate them both” and “I don’t care” are both just woke Palestine leftism, sorry. “I hope they both die in droves” is literally just the Hamas position, it doesn’t make you an aloof right wing edgelord, it makes you far-left.
Want a consolation price? Jews have to deal with the same problem. There is no sophisticated special snowflake position of “I support BLM and the demographic transformation of Europe but I want a special exemption for my own ethnostate” anymore either.
Even Israel is forced to come hurrying to the angry low status white males with its tail between its legs, asking to join the pack:
“It’s not funny”
Do I care? Here’s what I care about: Your government isn’t going to post something like this.
Israel knows who it needs:
Blonde evangelical soccermoms who believe their preacher’s claim that Israel’s creation and victory in multiple wars against all its neighbors is a miracle performed by God.
They need them to push out as many blonde sons who will shoot rockets from Yemen out of the sky on a ship in the red sea for them twenty years down the line as possible.
They unironically literally need this:
Blonde protestant anglo-saxon low status white males who live in sundown suburbs, marry young to stay-at-home wives who never went to college and all go to church together on Sunday.
And they 100% know it and figured it out and realize they have no alternative.
They might hate it, but they don’t have a choice.
They thought they didn’t need it. They thought their wall and their AI system and their Iron dome would do the job for them.
Nope, they need low status white males, who unfortunately for them don’t breed very well in concrete cubes stacked on top of each other with women with blue hair and tattoos they met through dating apps. They could pay these women to have IVF but that doesn’t get them the cowboy off to volunteer in Israel after 20 years, it gets them a queer for Palestine.
If there were not a bunch of boats full of American low status white males off the coast of Israel, Nasrallah in Lebanon would have said “fuck it let’s go” and they would now be fighting a two front war. Or a three front war, if you want to count the rockets the Houthis in Yemen are shooting at them too. Good luck with that.
They know it, you know it, they know that you know it, they’re embarrassed that you know it, they’re still too proud right now to admit that they know it but they don’t have to admit that they know it, they just have to act like it.
And can I tell you a secret? After the fall of the Byzantine empire to Islamic invasions and multiple crusades for the Holy Land, I love little more than to see how Muslims lost control over the holy land and impotently rage about it in the streets on a daily basis, completely unable to do anything about it. I have generations of ancestors, who can’t think of anything else that would make them happier to hear.