Not many people know this, but all the official dietary recommendations are bunk! You should not eat low fat diets, because fat doesn’t make you fat. Americans have only grown more obese since the introduction of low fat foods. Rather, (trigger warning) carbohydrates makes you fat!
The human body actually functions best on ketosis, which is the natural state when we avoid plants high in (trigger warning) carbohydrates. It turns out all that official dietary advice is wrong and you should instead listen to guys on Twitter for dietary advice, especially if they make good memes and look like alpha males.
Join me, in following the Keto diet, or as some patriots call it, the gallbladder removal surgery diet!
You see, we didn’t evolve to eat grains (full of gluten, phytates and (trigger warning) carbohydrates), our ancestors were hunter gatherers, who evolved to have their gallbladders surgically removed! Even today, gallbladder removal surgery is still a traditional right of passage among the Inuit in Alaska and the Hadza hunter-gatherers in Africa, you are not considered a real man until you have had your gallbladder surgically removed.
Unfortunately George Soros, Bill Gates, Klaus Schwab and Oatly drinking, Beyond Meat eating preachy vegan soycucks who are useful idiots for the billionaires are trying to keep people in the dark about this. The same elites pushing the “dumping carbon into the atmosphere is a bad idea” hoax are pushing the “gallbladders are a useful part of human anatomy” hoax.
Most Europeans mistakenly think they already figure out how to eat healthy as children. You eat brown bread full of fiber, a lot of fruit and vegetables and avoid sugary soft drinks and excess dairy and meat. It’s really not that difficult, at least, that’s what brainwashed Europeans think. But low status white male Americans realize we actually evolved to eat a diet that both owns the libs and result in them having to manually scoop out hard turds from their anus (fuck fiber) and the surgical removal of their gallbladder.
According to brainwashed Europeans, you people are so stupid, you need to be taught how to eat. But in contrast to Europe, where people will happily eat food for slaves, the elites can not leave a bunch of “freedom-loving hardworking patriotic alpha males” together in the same room unattended, because if they don’t pay attention they’ll teach each other that it’s normal to scoop hard turds out of your anus and have your gallbladder surgically removed.
I used to think it’s useful to explain to low status white male Americans that it’s bad for us to change the atmosphere and we need to stop dumping excess carbon dioxide into it. I was wrong. That’s not useful. I bought into another hoax that Americans can see through, just as they are smart enough to see through the official dietary recommendations that feature bread, fruit and vegetables. LSWM Americans see through every elitist plot.
In Europe it is generally believed that except for a handful of children with treatment resistant epilepsy there are hardly any people who benefit from a ketogenic diet. And yet American MDs are arguing to LSWMs who signed up for these low carb diets that it’s normal to have LDL cholesterol above 260.
In uncivilized parts of the world like Europe, we believe a scientific debate is eventually settled, because we’re boot-licking authoritarians who don’t believe in free speech and hate freedom. How old is the Earth? Does the Earth revolve around the sun? Do humans and chimpanzees have a common ancestor? Is the climate changing? Is it caused by humans? Does smoking cause lung cancer? Does high cholesterol cause heart attacks? What should you eat to stay healthy?
These are not really things we debate anymore over here. We think that at some point a scientific debate is supposed to be settled, it’s not supposed to go on forever. And yes, most of the time, the boring answer all the boring people take for granted is in fact just correct, or so we believe (because we’re gullible).
In America these discussions just go on forever, because eventually there’s always some genius who figures out that THEY WERE LYING and then he makes his own Rumble documentary or he gets invited on the Joe Rogan experience and the elite’s plan to make us eat bread, fruit and vegetables falls apart.
God bless America.