Breaking News: People of color decolonize German kindergarten named after missing white woman!

Long ago there was a cishet white German girl named Anne Frank.

She died in a place known as Bergen-Belsen, together with her older sister Margot Frank, who was also a cishet white girl.

People have made a very big deal out of the death of these two white girls, it’s a case of Missing White Woman syndrome, that has received a lot of media coverage. Her family did not like it when a migrant became the new chancellor of Germany and so she left Germany for the Netherlands (white flight).

“They have a white debater on their team, which inherently means they have more whiteness than us” argues a **nationally ranked high school debater.** These kids are encouraged by the “adults in the room” to use race/gender/identity to win, instead of logic, evidence, and… pic.twitter.com/WScbusRo7O

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Anne Frank was very white. She inherently had a lot of whiteness. On a scale of 1 to 10, the amount of whiteness she inherently had must have been at least 11. You can’t spell white, without the letter E of Anne. Oh she was so white. If you pulled a piece of paper from your printer and you held it next to Anne Frank, you would call it a piece of paper of color. That’s how white she was.

The German government recognized this, they were aware of her inherent whiteness and realized that the gentrification of Amsterdam that white people like the Frank family engaged in was very harmful to Dutch people of color, so she was ordered back to Germany, to decolonize Amsterdam and thereby help to address the historical and systemic injustices faced by Dutch people of color.

Unfortunately, in the process of decolonizing Amsterdam, the very white Anne and her equally white sister died. Anne Frank died of typhus, the blame for which was placed on the socialist regime of Germany.

After the democratic socialist government of Germany was violently overthrown by the United States and its allies, white people began to make a very big deal out of her death and used it to demonize the democratic socialist party that ruled most of continental Europe.

The media even went ahead and published her diary that she wrote while living in the Netherlands, it received a lot of attention. In Germany, white people even named a daycare center after this white girl. It’s called the “Anne Frank” daycare center in Tangerhütte.

As you can probably understand, new Germans of color (their particular color: olivish (which is not white)) feel very offended by this Islamophobic symbol of white settler colonialism. And so, they have now successfully decolonized the Anne Frank daycare center of Tangerhütte:

City officials, on the other hand, remained steadfast in their decision to change the name. According to the report, the renaming is part of a broader concept that aims to celebrate the diversity of the children attending the daycare center, according to Andreas Brohm, the city’s mayor.

The BILD newspaper added “Ultimately, the parents and employees wanted a name that was more ‘child-friendly’ and ‘better suited to their concept.’ Their needs are more important than the global political situation.”

The daycare center has been called Anne Frank since 1970. “Now parents want to rename it to ‘World Explorers’,” BILD said.

According to the report, Frank no longer aligned with the “new focus on diversity.” Brohm stated that the desires of many parents to rename the daycare center held more weight than the global political situation.

So now they are furthering the cause, just minus the whiteness!

We could have perhaps considered not renaming the Anne Frank daycare center if she used they/them pronouns, had her breasts surgically amputated and injected testosterone to grow a moustache. But alas, she is just not a symbol of diversity. Sorry. Too much inherent whiteness.

But if I am allowed to make a suggestion to the parents who want a new focus on diversity, I think it would be a good idea to name the daycare center after someone else.

Germany was once ruled by a migrant, who started out as a homeless man wandering the streets of Vienna and eventually set up a democratic socialist movement in Germany that became very successful.

A lot is unknown about this mysterious man. Some believe that he had sex with men while living in Austria, so he may have been one of Germany’s first queer leaders too. The photo above at least suggests he was sympathetic towards the LGBTQI+ community. I think he may have used it for his Grindr profile.

His story is a migrant success story, but it ends in tragedy, when in 1945 his government was overthrown and he is believed to have been pushed into committing suicide, although his ultimate fate remains unclear.

He can be seen here on the right, speaking to the Mufti of Jerusalem, with whom he discussed his plans to decolonize Palestine.

He was an open-minded and tolerant man, who celebrated religious diversity. To celebrate diversity he incorporated an ancient Indian symbol into Germany’s flag. About Islam, he is recorded to have said the following:

The Mohammedan religion would have been much more compatible to us than Christianity. Why did it have to be Christianity with its meekness and flabbiness?

Had Charles Martel not been victorious at Poitiers — already, you see, the world had fallen into the hands of the Jews, so gutless a thing was Christianity! — then we should in all probability have been converted to Mohammedanism, that cult which glorifies heroism and which opens the seventh Heaven to the bold warrior alone. Then the Germanic races would have conquered the world. Christianity alone prevented them from doing so.

He also stood bravely against Zionist settler colonialism, by white people from Europe against the indigenous Palestinian people of color. In his best-selling book, My Struggle, he wrote:

The Jews domination in the state seems so assured that now not only can he call himself a Jew again, but he ruthlessly admits his ultimate national and political designs. A section of his race openly owns itself to be a foreign people, yet even here they lie. For while the Zionists try to make the rest of the world believe that the national consciousness of the Jew finds its satisfaction in the creation of a Palestinian state, the Jews again slyly dupe the dumb Goyim. It doesn’t even enter their heads to build up a Jewish state in Palestine for the purpose of living there; all they want is a central organization for their international world swindle, endowed with its own sovereign rights and removed from the intervention of other states: a haven for convicted scoundrels and a university for budding crooks.

This man is called Adolf Hitler. Now that the daycare center is no longer named after the cishet white settler colonizer girl Anne Frank, who had a lot of inherent whiteness and became famous due to the missing white woman syndrome media spectacle around her death, my suggestion would be to rename the daycare center into The Adolf Hitler Daycare Center, after the leftist Democratic Socialist anti-Zionist social justice activist migrant to Germany, who made it all the way to chancellor of Germany and died after America invaded his country and overthrew his democratically elected government.