No, for real this time. You dun goofed. Everything is really, really, really screwed up now.
Yes I know, almost everyone is morbidly obese and there are tent cities springing up everywhere and people sit on the street with rotting flesh from the drugs they’re injecting and there are Hamas marches in every major Western city now and people are brain-damaged because they keep getting infected by SARS2 and the United States is no longer a functional democracy and there’s a war on Europe’s borders and food is becoming unaffordable and the mental wards don’t have enough room for all the children who try to commit suicide and there are waiting lists if you want to talk to a therapist while 18 year old girls become millionaires overnight by setting up an Only Fans and politicians and protesters are getting shot in broad daylight and employers demand a four year degree for a bullshit email job and people are being brainwashed by computer algorithms that teach them to inject hormones from the opposite gender, drink raw milk or live off a diet that is 80% fat and everyone seems to be going mad…
…but this is also important.
The global temperature anomaly is jumping off the charts:
You’re at 1.4 degree Celsius above the 1981-2010 reference period now. That period in September is what it was when Michael Mann was arguing on Twitter this was probably just temporary and things would soon return to normal. But then the exact same thing happened in October. And now in November things are jumping off the chart AGAIN.
But wait until you see what the projection is for the coming days:
The temperature anomaly is jumping up, to reach more than 2 degree Celsius above pre-industrial.
So be sure to literally shoot the messenger, that is, some random college student sitting on the road somewhere. You can’t block the road, people have to get to work! After all, there will be no work left for them to get to, when the arctic sea ice disappears, global temperatures jump further from the albedo impact, the jet stream collapses and arctic weather pours into Europe and North America at unpredictable moments, ruining our harvests. Low IQ low status white males just want to spend their last few days peacefully entering numbers into spreadsheets in an office!
So for any hysterical climate alarmists reading along, stop blocking the road and let the low IQ low status white males enjoy the good time they have left, don’t remind them of what lies ahead of us!