Shalom aleichem, welcome to the Tel Aviv gay leatherbar!
Rules are as following:
-No women allowed (duh), except on twinknight.
-No entrance if you can’t do ten pushups.
-No antizionists, that’s even too gay for us.
-Germans get their first drink for free
In the basement you can find our secret Stalag collection
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqpghJuspCs
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Anarcho-homofascists, around the world unite,
Everybody fight, for our fabulous Reich!
Get up on the floor as we outdance the kikes,
Dancing to the groove of our blitzkrieg strike
Getting down and dirty in my Hugo Boss,
Maybe I’ll make you, part of my Anschluss,
Dancing ’till the sunrise with our arms stretched high,
As our Deutschland techno beats rain fire in the skies
Taking all the lebensraum this dancefloor holds,
‘Cause these moves we’re making are Germania bold,
Better step aside, ’cause this Reich can’t be controlled,
Leather closed so tight on our imperial hold
Anarcho-homofascists, we are the master race,
Everybody pace, to the sound of our bass,
We dominate the dancefloor, while leaving no trace,
Of any of the lesser dancers we had to face
What even is this.
I know he said no women, but it’s twinknight I promise.
I know nothing of a “twinknight”.
This bothers me.