Every political debate of the 21st century

Migration

Too many brown people in my country. Always blowing up. More coming. Brown people must go back to own country.

-Low Status White Male

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Nonono, not true. Brown people are people too. Brown people country bad, because white males were racist long ago. Brown people blowing up because racism. You are racist again.

-Medium Status White Female

Brown people good when do job and not blow up. Creates money. Economy bigger. Very important. Need more brown people to do job.

-High Status White Male

Yes agree, too many brown people. Brown people only blow up because big nose men. No big nose men, no blowing up. Promise. Can not send back because came long ago.

-Low Status Brown Male

Agree big nose men bad but not all. Big nose men only bad when fight. Thanks for not blowing up.

-Medium Status White Female

Brexit

Too many brown people in my country. Still more coming in.

-Low status white male

Sorry can not stop because rules in Europe. Can make own rules when out of Europe.

-High status white male

Want out of Europe so can make own rules.

-Low status white male

Ok now out of Europe.

-High status white male

Very good! Now new rule less brown people enter country?

-Low status white male

No, more. But vote and promise will reduce.

-High status white male

Ok. Now reduce?

-Low status white male

No, more. But vote and promise will reduce.

-High status white male

Environment

Big problem changing sky. Humans caused changing sky. Something must be done.

-High Status White Male

Nonono, not true. Planet caused this changing sky. Changing sky actually good. Also fault of China. If high status white male wants stop change sky, why high status white male flies in own airplane? High status white male lying. Nothing must be done.

-Low Status White Male

Look, everything now burning down. Everything dying, no water.

-Low Status White Female

But not as bad as they said. Nothing can be done anyway because China.

-Low Status White Male

Everything will die.

-Low Status White Female

Can not prove. Low Status White Female just sad. Not enough pink worm inside and children, too many cats.

-Low Status White Male

LGBTQI+ Rights

Want put pink worm in poopoo hole. My love. My right.

-Medium status white male

Man in Sky say long ago do not put pink worm in poopoo hole. Do not do it.

-Low status white male

Want to do it. Man in Sky made me this way. My right.

-Medium status white male

Ok your choice. But man in sky will be angry I think.

-Low status white male

Do not say man in sky will be angry. It hurts.

-Medium status white male.

Ok but will think it still.

-Low status white male.

Do not think it too.

-Medium status white male

Ok. Actually freedom.

-Low status white male.

Other point. Want wear skirt.

-Medium status white male

Why?

-Low Status white male.

Actually woman.

-Medium status white male.

Can not be woman because pink worm.

-Low status white male

Do not want pink worm.

-Medium status white male

Very crazy. Will kill self.

-Low status white male

Being mean again. Do not do.

-Medium status white male

Ok Freedom actually.

-Low status white male.

New problem. What if boy do not want pink worm because actually woman? What if girl want pink worm because actually man? Must teach in school.

-Medium status white male

Going too far. Must not teach in school.

-Low status white male

Banning book? Funny moustache man ban book. Low status white male actually funny moustache man supporter.

-Medium status white male

Nonono not funny moustache man supporter. Freedom supporter.

-Low status white male

Want pink worm now.

-Low status white girl

Do not do.

-Low status white male

Pink worm was bad idea.

-Low status white girl

Said bad idea but called racist again.

-Low status white male

Gun control

Want put pink worm in you.

-Low Status White Male

No.

-Medium Status White Female

Want put pink worm in you.

-Low Status White Male

No.

-Medium Status Yellow Female

Want put pink worm in you.

-Low Status White Male

No.

-Low Status White Female.

Please.

-Low Status White Male

Said no.

-Low Status White Female

World is broken. Big nose men went too far. Write very long story about all problems in the world. People must now die so everyone will read story.

-Low Status White Male

PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW

Ow!

-Medium status white female

Ow!

-Low status white female

Ow!

-Low status brown male

This was caused by pew pew pew machine. Only low status white male with job for high status white male should have pew pew pew machine.

-High status white male

I discover when pew pew pew machine not allowed, less pew pew pew.

-High Status White Female, Phd

But if pew pew pew machine not allowed, how good low status white male pew pew pew bad low status white male who pew pew pews?

-Low Status White Male

Pandemics

New sneeze from China kind of scary.

-Low status white male

Not scary, you are racist. Be afraid of flu instead. I will eat at Chinese restaurant to prove you are racist. This is science.

-High status white woman, PhD

You are right, sneeze not scary. Just another flu.

-Low status white male

Nonono, you are wrong again. Sneeze actually very scary. Not actually flu.

-High status white woman, PhD

I thought said worry about flu?

-Low status white male

Hush, you being racist. Wear mask, stay inside.

-High status white woman, PhD

Black people walk outside, destroy things. Why outside with sneeze?

-Low status white male

Racism also big problem. Not outside, unless protest racism.

-High status white woman, PhD

Want to protest outside against High Status White Woman, PhD now.

-Low Status White Male

Protest against me outside is racist and dangerous. Do not do.

-High Status White Woman, PhD

Pandemic Aftermath

Why stay inside? Was bad idea now economy destroyed.

-Low Status White Male

Was necessary. Do not think about anymore.

-High Status White Male

Why everyone still dying? Something wrong.

-Low Status White Male

Because sneeze.

-High Status White Female, PhD

No because needle.

-Low Status White Male

No because stay inside

-High Status White Male

Why High Status White Male say stay inside then?

-Low Status White Male

Because High Status White Female, PhD say stay inside.

-High Status White Male

-Low Status White Male

Do not think about… other problems now.

-High Status White Male

Foreign Policy

Problems in sand place again. You must fight.

-High Status White Male

Do not want to fight. You just want black juice again.

-Low Status White Male

Do not want black juice this time. Really too many blowing up. You must go fight.

-High Status White Male

No.

-Low Status White Male

Brown woman come join fighting club. Very empowering.

-High Status White Male

Ok. Feel very empowered now.

-Low Status Brown Female

Now time to fight.

-High Status White Male

No. Only want to fight against big nose men because big nose men very mean to brown kids.

-Low Status Brown Female

We have a problem. Low status white male please come back to fighting club.

-High Status White Male

No.

-Low Status White Male

(Narrator: Problems in sand place got even bigger)

Walkable cities

Box with wheels change sky. Why not walk?

-Medium status white female

Walking evil plan of high status white male. Wants to take away box with wheels.

-Low status white male

But can sit in box with wheels with everyone else. Easier! Good idea! Change sky less!

-Medium status white female

But box with wheels with everyone else dirty and noisy because of brown people. Want own box with wheels.

-Low status white male

(Narrator: Sky kept changing.)

Education

Help, do not have money.

-Low Status White Male

When work for me, receive money!

-High Status White Male

Want put pink worm in you, forever.

-Low Status White Male

Only when big money pile, pink worm in forever!

-Medium Status White Woman

How get big money pile?

-Low Status White Male

Do big work.

-High Status White Male

How do big work?

-Low Status White Male

First must learn.

-High Status White Male

How learn?

-Low Status White Male

Pay money to learn from me.

-High Status White Male

Do not have money for that.

-Low Status White Male

I give money for that, you give money back when learned and do big work.

-High Status White Male

Good idea! Am now medium status white male! Pink worm goes in forever!

-Medium Status White Male

Pink worm goes in forever, but body still empty in other way. Want to do big work too.

Medium Status White Female

I can give money for that, you give money back when learned and do big work.

-High Status White Male

Want to do big work too.

-Low Status Brown Female

Everyone can learn to do big work! I will give money so you can pay to learn from me to do big work!

-High Status White Male

Do not like to learn about operating machine part. Want to learn about racism!

-Low Status Brown Female

Can teach about racism too!

-High Status White Male

Learned about racism. Now want to teach others about racism! That is my big work!

-High Status Brown Female

Thanks for teaching about racism. Now how get job teaching about racism?

-Medium status brown female

No more jobs for that, sorry.

-High Status Brown Female

Then how pay money back to high status white male?

-Medium status brown female

Not my problem.

-High Status brown Female

Medium status brown female must pay high status white male! Otherwise not fair! I paid too!

-Medium Status White Male

9 Comments

  1. That is why all humans must be exterminated from this planet, permanently. Interim solutions will not suffice. A final solution to the human problem must be implemented. Perhaps it already has. 8 billion useless eaters will soon find out.

  2. “I have just received a promotion in my office job, my new cubicle is now one square meter larger than my old one. Since my college tuition loans are finally paid off, I can now begin investing for my retirement. I have just opened a brokerage account with Fidelity, I will construct a diverse portfolio of ETF and index funds which track the major global equity markets, U.S Treasuries and other nation state sovereign bonds, corporate bonds, REITs, cash, and commodities. However I’m avoiding gold because my normie financial adviser told me it’s a barbarous relic hoarded by prepper retards. If I can average a 7% return on my investments, I will able to comfortably retire in 40 years.”

    – Medium Status White Male

    “The amount of debt, leverage, and derivatives in the global financial system is now an order of magnitude larger than it was in 2007 when the sub-prime bubble burst. The bond, stock and housing markets are in the mother of all hyper-bubbles. We are about to witness the greatest financial crash in human history. But this time, there will be no bailouts, because the central banks are insolvent with horrendous balance sheets. This time, it will be bail-ins. Meaning that most will lose their entire life savings when the banks collapse. Those who hold stocks and bonds on online brokerage accounts also risk losing everything. The global elites are going to blame this financial Armageddon on a massive cyber attack in order to divert the blame away from them. The WEF have already carried out their “Cyber Polygon” exercises. The stage is set for the largest confiscation of wealth in human history. Only those who hold scarce bearer assets with zero counterparty risk (gold, silver, bitcoin) will weather the financial storm. This is all explained in much greater detail in this article [ https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/control-system-collapsing-great-taking-looms-globalisms-last-gasp ], with links to a YouTube documentary and free book titled “The Great Taking”.

    – Low Status White Male

  3. Our A.I., robotics & Life Extension technologies are only a decade or so away for making these low & medium status people obsolete, and when they’re obsolete, we won’t need any of the brown people to keep them in check anymore. Let’s gradually kill them off with jabby that will kill them all. – High Status White Man

    Nonono, let’s keep 500 million around so we still have people to eat, rape and harvest adrenochrome from. – Big Nose Man

    Good idea, only low-status white man refuse jabby. Too many survive. – High Status White man.

    No worries, we make them scared of brown man and send to my sandbox and then no more low status white man. – Big Nose Man

    Sounds like a plan, only hurry the fuck up about, because High Status Orange Man is coming back next year. – High Status Whit Man

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The patients in the mental ward have had their daily dose of xanax and calmed down it seems, so most of your comments should be automatically posted again. Try not to annoy me with your low IQ low status white male theories about the Nazi gas chambers being fake or CO2 being harmless plant food and we can all get along. Have fun!

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