Hey, what’s wrong Americans?

Why are you having all these fires? I thought you all had air conditioning? You know, freedom air, blowing all the socialist European heat out of your house? What’s going on? Did sleepy Joe Biden remove the air conditioning from your forests?

What’s happening to the freedom party? America is celebrating 250 years of freedom, why are you canceling the parades, just for some heat? I thought you had air conditioning?

What’s that, electricity shortages? But I thought you had beautiful clean coal? You know, black freedom rocks? I hope this doesn’t affect your air conditioning!

We just had 2,000 people die of heat in Europe and you fat American fucks told us to buy air conditioning, something our electricity grid is just not equipped to handle without continent-wide blackouts.

Your shithole country voted for that fat pedophile Donald Trump twice, who chose to abandon the Paris climate accords, TWICE. With George W. Bush withdrawing from Kyoto, you could have said “well we didn’t know how bad it was going to get”. But now it’s painfully obvious. Entire ecosystems are collapsing. And STILL, you morons voted for Trump AGAIN.

So you know what? I hope you all spend the fourth of July hiding inside your McMansion, as every fat American fuck puts his air conditioning on max simultaneously and the whole electricity grid suffers a massive blackout and you’re all left in the dark.

I can forgive you for being weak, decadent selfish cowards, but I can never forgive you for infecting my people with your weakness. It’s your fault that all these weak Americanized traitors in Europe are hurrying out to buy air conditioning to prepare for the next heatwave.

FUCK YOU, FUCK YOUR PEDO PRESIDENT AND FUCK YOUR SHITHOLE COUNTRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Retard

It was hot, so my balls were itchy, sweaty and somewhat smelly.

My dog sniffed them. Even my dog was disgusted.

I have not washed for well over a week.

I then turned on the AC.

I am good now.

Last edited 15 days ago by Retard
Retard

Thanks for the note. I went and had a good coom. I was edging to AI porn for hours.

Charlie the Scorpion

Go ahead, get it all out with an angry screed.
I love a good rant.
Feel better now?

Maybe Europeans are getting more air conditioning for the same reason that Americans have it – they’re tired of melting in the summer heat.

More Europeans, mostly the poor and the elderly, are suffering and dying of heatstroke annually than Americans are being killed by gunfire BY A FACTOR OF TEN!
https://news.un.org/en/story/2024/08/1152766

kareninca

They don’t spend anything on military defense; you would think they could at least give their old and sick people air conditioning. Right now the morgues and funeral homes in Paris are full; it is horrible.

I live in a condo complex that was not at all built for AC and in fact until a few years ago it was not allowed, but I was able to sneak in a unit when I needed it for an ancient dog (I only used it as truly needed); I used a hose to vent it and cardboard to fill in the window gaps. So architectural challenges do not prevent putting it in when it is a matter of health and safety.

Charlie the Scorpion

A lot of ‘experts’ are making a good living by playing into doom fears. They get a devoted following from people who look forward to it.

Guy McPherson is funny.
“I can’t imagine there will be a human on the planet in ten years.”
https://youtu.be/Damo7Gvles4?feature=shared

James Hansen predicting that Manhattan would be underwater by 2018.
https://wattsupwiththat.com/2009/10/22/a-little-known-but-failed-20-year-old-climate-change-prediction-by-dr-james-hansen

NYC Under Water from Climate Change By June 2015
https://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/scott-whitlock/2015/06/12/flashback-abcs-08-prediction-nyc-under-water-climate-change-june

“If I were a gambler, I would take even money that England will not exist in the year 2000.” – Paul Ehrlich
https://www.latimes.com/opinion/story/2026-03-17/paul-ehrlich-wrong-everything

Charlie the Scorpion
Retard

Why do you retards keep posting the tracking links?

Charlie the Scorpion

What do you mean by tracking?
You’re that worried about your government getting you?
You’re very sensitive.
Are you wanted by Interpol?

Retard

You paste this:

https://youtu.be/z2iA0pM_F-E

So we are not all tracked back to YOU

Because the link tracks back to YOUR PC and YOUR ISP ID

Retard

Fucking boomers are clueless.

No wonder they pay so much for insurance when they let the Google machine track them wherever they go and whatever they buy.

Last edited 15 days ago by Retard
Charlie the Scorpion

OK, you could have explained that before, where to chop a link.

Got it.

It’s true, I’m so old I remember literally using punchcards in a primitive computer system.

kareninca

Retard has explained all of this before. He’s done so a number of times.

What I can’t tell is how to know at what point one should lop off the ending. Is it after a certain number of digits? After particular digits or symbols? Do you always lop off the question mark and what follows?

I only post boring things, but as a courtesy of course I would rather only post the link itself.

Retard

This is the part that you remove:

?is=iOOMrhWubDQIpk6E

Retard

You can buy one here and relive your former glory:

https://obsolescence.dev/pidp11-get-one-direct.html

Rob

“I can forgive you for being weak, decadent selfish cowards, but I can never forgive you for infecting my people with your weakness. It’s your fault that all these weak Americanized traitors in Europe are hurrying out to buy air conditioning to prepare for the next heatwave.”

There’s an alarming number of Americans living in my city now, presumably fleeing the fat orange nonse. They’re absolutely everywhere. I don’t blame them, I suppose, but we already have a severe housing shortage. I get the impression they’re those annoying digital nomads.

LSWM Lives Matter

Rosie O’Donnell moved to my city in order to escape from Trump.

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/VEpU_6jpBLQ

Fun!

Retard

Thank you for not posting the tracking link. You are the only person here with a ****ing brain.

Charlie the Scorpion

Rosie (twice divorced from other women) is one of the few celebrities who has actually followed through on her promise to LEAVE America.

Ellen Degenerate and her “wife” Portia also fled the Trump hellscape for a $20 million mansion in England but within a year decided they didn’t like it and relocated to an ultramodern, glass-walled $30 million hillside estate.

Thank you for housing these terrible people.

Rob

My condolences.

Pleiadian Hate Lord (formerly Fucko)

You do the understand that Americans are not homogenous in their beliefs and behavior, right?

Just checking

Retard

Why are you formally Fuck-o?

Why are you not currently Fuck-o?

Pleiadian Hate Lord (formerly Fucko)

Enough changed for me in the last few years that I don’t feel comfortable with any of my old usernames, even throwaways like “fucko the clown”

Charlie the Scorpion

> Why are you having all these fires? I thought you all had air conditioning?

About half are human caused and a third are sheer arson.

Forests are more likely to catch fire in summer when it’s hot, in spite of global warming causing more rainfall in North America.

Rob

I suppose one upside if Trump decides to invade Greenland is that all Americans in Europe will be automatically interned in camps and we won’t have to see or hear them when trying to enjoy a beer in Paris or Rome.

Rab (formerly Rob)

We’re somewhat civilised though. We’d make sure there’s plenty of hotdogs and super size cola to help you endure your internment.

Last edited 13 days ago by Rab (formerly Rob)