How to bring a bird flu pandemic to an end

So, I have been wondering what can be done, to bring an end to a bird flu pandemic once it has already begun jumping from cats, cows and birds to humans and back.

I asked the birds for help and I have now found out how to do it.

First, you must gather a crowd of at least a hundred people in a public square in San Francisco, California.

Next, you must bring out at least six of the richest ten men in the United States, as judged by either Bloomberg or Forbes, to this public square, in full view of the crowd.

One by one, they must say the following phrase:

“My life matters less than the life of a bird in the sky.”

If any of them refuse to say it, you must have a tattoo artist tattoo this sentence on their hands. This is the first mark of the beast.

After this, a homeless opioid addict from San Francisco must unzip his pants and urinate on the face of the billionaire.

Then, a bucket filled with fresh human diarrhea (at most an hour old) must be placed in front of the billionaire.

If the billionaire in question is cooperative, he must take his finger, dip it in the bucket and use it to write the letters A and I on his own forehead.

If he refuses to cooperate, you must first have someone rub sandpaper on his forehead until his forehead looks red. Then you must take a paintbrush, dip it in the bucket of diarrhea and paint the letters AI onto his forehead with it.

This is the second mark of the beast.

You must proceed like this with all six of the billionaires.

The whole event must be broadcast on live television in the United States by at least two different television channels, each with at least a million viewers.

They must both record the event from a separate angle, up close enough that the eye color of the billionaires is visible and the letters on their forehead can be read.

Once you have finished this ritual, the birds will bestow their mercy on us humans and the bird flu problem will come to a sudden miraculous halt, as they start singing this song:

I understand you may not like to hear this, but I have yet to see someone come up with a more effective solution.

And I understand you may not take me seriously now, but you will eventually come to recognise this as our only option.

Veganism was a good solution, but by now the cat is out of the bag, it can not halt the problem anymore by now.

You must learn from the ancient civilizations, where it was universally believed that human sacrifices of children from the elite families would win the mercy of the gods.

Well, the gods have no hunger right now, but they still enjoy a spectacle.

There is enormous power in belief. If you believe, like I do, that this will work and if you go out and convince other people that this will work, then it will work.

14 Comments

  1. Imagine sewing up Balaji Srinivasan’s butthole and then you just keep feeding him and feeding him.

    We could also make a billionaire human centipede, put the bald Humpty Dumpty billionaires in the front. The other billionaires need their egg protein.

    We should hire an entire African tribe to gangbang Marc Andressen while he’s high on a mescaline.

    We should get together every illegal immigrant and let them ride a train on Donald Trump’s wife while he himself is sexually assaulted by a giant Puerto Rican man named Pablo who smells like a moldy burrito and cums every six second inside the God Emperor’s bussy as Trump is reminded of what he did on Epstein’s Island.

    Peter Thiel we’ll dress up in a clown costume then let the Asian American community chase him with little flamethrowers that they shoot out the windows of cars.

    After the billionaires expire from happy playtime, we’ll throw them onto a assembly line and let little asian kids process them into twinkies that will be sold at the nearest walmart for fat low status white males to enjoy.

    • I went drinking with a Davos working girl recently (of the very high-class variety):

      1) The Davos crowd would enjoy everything that you describe and then demand that things go even harder; and

      2) Men say things to their girls, because it is more than just sex, it is also about the intelligent conversation as well. 2.9 to 3.0 degrees is now baked into the cake by 2035 because of albedo, ocean and methane feedback loops. The planet is now well and truly f**ked. The Davos crowd know this and they are taking positions, preparing. I suggest that all you retards do the same.

      Party on,

      Love,
      Retard.

    • Yeah Naomi Wolf is a little crazy, but not retarded enough to think Musk should be freely capturing every American’s private data.

      It takes a really low IQ to be a Musk fanboy at this point.

  2. I just happened to read that Wolf article this morning. Very concerning, if she is correct. Much of the anti-Musk vitriol is from those who want to control the “narrative”, suppress dissident ideas, and stop radical reform of the bureaucracy, but Wolf is not in that camp.

  3. We do have a huge problem of oligarchs controlling governments, imo. I can think of two solutions:
    1. Grant every citizen an inalienable “right to life,” meaning a right of access to basic necessities in a very timely manner so people can apply for immediate assistance when needed, and fund this expensive program by replacing complex income tax codes with a relatively simple proportional asset tax, so if your net worth is one percent of the net worth of all citizens combined then you pay one percent of the funds needed by the government to fund its activities.
    2. We need to figure out the best, most democratic method of holding elections, which gives voters the most choice, the most power, and is most resistant to manipulation by well-funded entities. It’s weird, when you think about it, that with all our scientific knowledge and advanced technology – and all the lip service which is paid to the importance of democracy every day – there is still no consensus among mathematicians and political scientists as to the best way for a group of voters to select one candidate out of three (or more). It took me years to come up with what I believe is the exact right answer but it isn’t rocket science, Radagast, I’ll bet you can figure it out quickly. When you solve the problem of vote splitting in elections I believe you eliminate the basic reason why political parties – which are generally undemocratic organizations controlled by oligarchs – exist.

  4. How do we stop it?

    Here’s how:

    End the brutal mass slaughter of poultry flocks immediately. This disgusting, death-wish practice is directly analogous to the deadly and unconstitutional human lockdowns during Covid. It is also an act of biological terrorism. It traumatizes farmers, wastes resources, creates food shortages, is inhumane in the extreme to animals, and does nothing to stop the virus. Let the flocks develop natural immunity. Slaughtered flocks cannot develop natural immunity to a virus, just as locked-down human populations cannot either. Sound familiar?

    End the indiscriminate PCR testing for Bird flu in animals and humans immediately. A positive PCR test is like the proverbial grand jury indictment – you can get one on a ham sandwich if you try hard enough. Willy-nilly PCR testing creates innumerable false positives, which fuels the fear porn and hysteria, paralyzes decision-makers, and promotes population-wide blackmail.

    The USDA appears to be acting as a rogue agency. The USDA’s leadership needs to be thoroughly reviewed and, well, culled. All those attached to the pandemic preparedness industry, and all those perpetuating the fear-mongering, irresponsible mass PCR testing, mass slaughter of animals, etc. must be immediately removed from the agency. They represent not only a threat to animals and the food supply but to President Trump’s entire second term.

    The personnel at the CDC need a similar prompt and thorough overhaul. The CDC, while somewhat chastened by President Trump’s executive order silencing HHS agencies, and benefitting from the departure of former Director Mandy Cohen, is still led by Biden-era appointments whose past resumes raise serious doubt about their willingness to abandon the Covid-era “pandemic planning” model of public health. For example, acting director Susan Monarez, PhD’s bio shows multiple Deep State connections to the pandemic preparedness industry. Should she remain at the CDC?

    The USDA Southeast Poultry Research Lab in Athens, Ga. should be shut down and thoroughly investigated.

    The Kawaoka Bird flu lab at the University of Wisconsin, which has been doing reckless gain-of-function research for decades, and which has had multiple lab leaks, should be shut down and investigated as well.

    Brooke Rollins, the new USDA Secretary, needs to be fully briefed on H5N1 Bird flu by honest experts who are not embedded in the pandemic preparedness industry. Individuals such as Meryl Nass, MD, and Peter McCullough, MD and his team would both be excellent choices.

    President Trump should follow through on his 2024 promise to disband the redundant, Biden-created Office of Pandemic Preparedness and Response Policy (OPPR). Mr. Trump’s instinct was correct then, and it remains correct now.

    The $590 Million dollar Bird flu vaccine development contract to Moderna that the Biden administration approved a couple of days before President Trump’s inauguration should be cancelled.

    The USDA’s reported “conditional approval” of a Bird flu vaccine with Zoetis should be cancelled. Bird flu vaccination in poultry flocks has been demonstrated in other countries to select for more virulent strains. Furthermore, the CEO of Zoetis has close ties to Pfizer, BlackRock, and the Gates Foundation, all well-established bad actors during the Covid era.
    — Clayton Baker, MD., Browntone Institute

    • >Let the flocks develop natural immunity.

      90% of infected birds die within 48 hours, so have fun with that.

      This is truly the dumbest most reckless idea, only people with no understanding of virology whatsoever would propose it.

      The few survivors will still carry the virus, including in their eggs, so now they’ll be infecting consumers too.

      • According to ChatGPT:
        “Can Humans Get Bird Flu from Eating Eggs?
        Raw or Undercooked Eggs: There is a theoretical risk of infection if someone consumes raw or undercooked eggs from infected birds. However, this is extremely rare, as the virus does not thrive well in eggs meant for human consumption.
        Cooking Destroys the Virus: Heat kills the avian flu virus. Cooking eggs to at least 70°C (160°F) ensures that any potential virus is inactivated. Fully cooked eggs (boiled, scrambled, fried, or baked) are safe to eat.
        3. What About Store-Bought Eggs?
        Low Risk in Commercial Eggs: Poultry farms that supply commercial eggs follow strict disease monitoring. Infected flocks are usually culled before eggs reach the market.
        Pasteurized Eggs: Many commercial liquid eggs and egg products are pasteurized, eliminating any viral risk.
        4. Key Takeaway
        Eggs from infected birds can carry the virus, but proper cooking eliminates the risk.
        There are no known cases of humans getting avian flu from eating properly cooked eggs.”

        Also, highly deadly pathogens, such as the bird flu in birds, typically burn out or become less lethal.

        So, kill all the birds, just in case, or let it rip.

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