How to have a good time

I’m just going to explain this to all of you LSWMs. You need to diversify. It’s obviously good for you to doomscroll for 16 hours a day, but you also have to spend your days a little more productively every once in a while.

If you’re not American, get yourself a VPN like NordVPN and put it on the United States. Then go to tubitv.com, where you have an endless supply of low budget found footage horror movies. Movies about guys going to hotels haunted by ghosts, movies about Youtubers staying the night in abandoned houses, all the good creepy disturbing stuff. Quality brainrot.

I’ll just hand you a list of some of the movies I watched, mostly on TubiTV:

-Mean Spirited (good stuff, funny and scary)

-Terror on blood fart lake (very retarded)

-Let’s scare July (alright but not very creepy)

-The conspiracy (unusual twist on found footage)

–Followed

-Obviously the VHS series

-Grave encounters (a classic, some dudes lock themselves up in an abandoned old mental asylum)

-Hell House LLC (Honestly not the most memorable to me, but it tends to be better received than the other stuff in this list)

-Deadstream (Youtuber goes into an abandoned house to revive his vlogging career)

-As above so below (creepy shit about people going into the Paris catacombs, kinda over the top though)

And this is just the found footage. You need to be watching old folk horror movies from the 60’s, 70’s and 80’s. The blood on Satan’s claw. The Wicker Man. Witchfinder General. Do not deliver us from Evil. Suspiria. I’m planning on watching Alucarda next, a Mexican movie about two orphaned girls in a Catholic convent, including the lady above. All the people who worked on movies like this were LIVING THE DREAM.

Look I’m going to explain this to you. You shouldn’t be a normie. You’re not going to save the world, it’s too late for that. Don’t waste your time in some rural homestead in Montana either, just accept you’ll die of hunger together with the rest of us once the eggs become REALLY expensive (you aint seen nuthing yet fellow patriot, that communist socialist big government climate alarmist Biden screwed things up so badly, even Trump and Musk can’t solve it overnight).

The world is not in need of some unique new work of art, or some unique new invention of yours. If you just have good refined taste, that’s already good enough. Just for the love of God, please stop worrying and try to enjoy the ride. It’s perfectly fine to be mentally receptive.

Watch some quality movies bro. You don’t just have to watch horror, I watch stuff other than horror too. Watch Roy Andersson’s most recent movie, About Endlessness. If you like it, watch Songs from the Second Floor. Pay for it if you can afford to, don’t pay for it if you can’t.

If you’re going to listen to music, don’t listen to Taylor Swift. If you’re going to watch a movie, don’t watch some big budget thing everyone has seen. If you’re going to have sex, don’t have sex with that blonde British woman who wants to sleep with a thousand guys on one day, her face terrifies me more than any horror movie I’ve watched so far, she looks like a human chatGPT.

Find yourself some conservative neurotic underweight lady and point out to her that we’re at 1.6 degree Celsius, it’s not a hoax and there’s really no need for her to marry and have children and she should just figure out for herself how to go about enjoying the years we have left. Or find yourself an overweight goth with a massive bong you have to share with four other dudes, I really don’t care what you LSWMs do. Or just be celibate if you want, that’s fine too. Every option has advantages and disadvantages.

All the world’s religious texts were written in an era when childbirth risked a woman’s life, when there was no birth control, when people only vaguely understood how disease spreads, do not expect any of these texts to offer you an absolute answer as to what is right and wrong. If your intentions towards others are good, if you have no intention to exploit or hurt others, then things will turn out fine, whatever is right for you will happen.

All I ask of you: Don’t try to painstakingly and desperately jump through an ever growing line of hoops in a desperate attempt to maintain normality, to live the sort of life your parents lived, because you are setting yourself up for disappointment when you do that. Everyone is gaslighting you, everyone is busy feigning normality right now. But if you think everything will just fall apart tomorrow, you’re setting yourself up for disappointment too, it’s going to be painstakingly slow.

Enjoy the insanity. Enjoy the decline. Enjoy the nightmare.

Nobody needs you to “fix things”, you’re doing well enough. You think you’re doing really well taking care of grandma in the nursing home or studying some new cancer drug for children, well, I hope at least you enjoy doing it, because an insane billionaire can just walk into an office and shut it all down overnight to thunderous applause, leaving you wondering what you spent your life on. If you don’t enjoy what you’re doing and decide to stop doing it, that’s fine too. Maybe you’re working in a hospital, sending people home with oxygen, seeing children in the ICU who should not be getting so sick. Maybe you’re burned out. It’s not your fault. You’re not the one who’s going to fix it.

I hope you enjoy doing, whatever it is you spend your days doing. God did not create this world for you to spend your days doing things you are only doing out of a sense of obligation. All the cows enjoy eating grass, all the monkeys enjoy climbing in trees, the beavers enjoy building their dams. The birds enjoy building their nests. Do you think God cares less about you, than about the birds and the other animals? Do you think God expects of you to drive a train on time every day, never arriving late, feeling guilty when you arrive to your job five minutes late, if that is not what you enjoy? I wish I could just whisper these words into the ear of every human being alive right now.

Look at the sense of obligation these billionaires feel towards other people, how much of an obligation Trump feels towards his own fans, who he happily sells some cryptocurrency scam to, then ask yourself how much of an obligation you could possibly have to try maintaining a society that is going to shit overnight. You don’t have to be perfect.

There are hundreds of babies catching HIV right now because they shut down USAID overnight. There are people with medical equipment stuck in their bodies that can’t be removed because they shut it down overnight. But it’s not your fault. And you can’t fix it. People voted for this. They knew what they were getting and they went ahead and voted for it. It’s possible they stole the election, but it doesn’t matter, the results are roughly in line with the exit polls.

If you don’t eat animals, if you don’t drive a car, if you don’t fly around the world, that’s really good enough. I really believe so. And if you do choose to do these things, that is fine too, it means you just don’t truly understand what we’re dealing with, which is fine.

But when the chickens start dying in droves from bird flu, when the cows start dying from it in droves, the normies won’t die of hunger overnight, because us vegetarians and vegans helped launch an industry of meat-substitutes that can be rapidly scaled up. There’s hummus in every supermarket now, there are seaweed salads, there’s stuff like quorn made of fungal protein.

It’s all good.