Important question for low IQ low status white males

Dear low IQ low status white males,

I have an important question.

Imagine if one day you heard knocking on your door, opened it and found Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Joe Rogan, Robert F. Kennedy and Javier Milei standing in front of you.

Elon Musk began to explain to you that with his genius brain, he managed to figure out a way to finally defeat woke, save free speech, make every Bitcoin worth one million dollar, stop all the handouts and food stamps for cadillac driving welfare queens, raise the birth rate back to replacement level, stop transgenders from playing in sports, get rid of all the zionists, end the forever wars for Israel, force all the brown people to go back to their own country, build a wall on the border with Mexico, build a colony on Mars, defeat the race communists, end the use of pronouns, end the war on christmas, destroy the man made climate change hysteria hoax, make eggs affordable again, make grassfed beef affordable again, make gas cheap again, ban the murder of unborn babies, get rid of seed oils from food, defeat the globalists, drain the swamp, make america great again and end all degeneracy.

Of course this has your interest. But then Donald Trump begins to explain that unfortunately there’s a catch. Carrying out their plan requires all five of these high IQ gentlemen with very big brains to use your toilet to take a shit. And not in the toilet bowl, they have to just freely projectile splatter their diarrhea all over the walls with their strong manly rectal muscles. And then, to finally bring their plan to fruition, after taking a big dump they need you to lick their hairy assholes covered in feces in various stages of drying up clean again, as shiny white wriggling little worms fall from their buttholes onto your face and into your open mouth.

They argue they have studied this problem carefully with their big brains and came to the unfortunate conclusion that there is simply no other way to defeat woke. But, they promise you, there is no catch, once the whole operation is complete, woke will truly utterly be defeated.

So, my only question to you is:

SuperSurvey

PS: Don’t get upset, I am just using my right to free speech. We will return to regularly scheduled programming after I’ve had some mushrooms.

22 Comments

  1. My prediction from a few weeks ago: “The Donald will win in a landslide (over 300 electoral votes), Kennedy will be appointed Secretary of HHS, and from that platform he will make a strong run for the presidency in 2028.”

    Rintrah: “I still think the girlboss is going to win with the Americunts because Orange Man is so bad for democracy.”

    LOL

    And btw Project 25 is real and we’re going to implement it as fast as possible!

    Murica! Fuck yeah!

    *Trump dance*

    • Imagine how much better the world would be if national politics just didn’t exist at a conceptual level. Just imagine it with me, for one moment.

      • Tryptie, I’ve imagined totalitarian globalism and decided to utterly reject it.

        DON’T WANT the UN, the WHO, the WEF, NATO, or whatever Bill Gates is dreaming up, and the EU has been horribly destructive for the native peoples of Europe.

        I like traditional nation states where the people decide to govern themselves as they see fit, and in the US, power reverting back to the individual states where it belongs, as envisioned by the founding fathers and drawn up in the Constitution.

        By the way, do you vote?
        When’s the last time you did your civic duty and cast a ballot?
        I don’t think you do.
        I think you’re one of those who thinks he/she they/them are “too smart to vote.” If that’s the case then you should shut the hell up about anything political because you have forfeited your right to bitch.

        You’re awfully opinionated but when’s the last time you voted??

        • Perhaps you’re incapable of following my suggestion? A person who has lost the capacity to imagine a world where a major chunk of peoples’ social interactions isn’t just spewing piles of regurgitated brainworms at each other about how the epic trad based woke communist NWO republican democrat libertarian boomer doomer coomer shills are going to destroy the russian nazi plutocrat racist millennial zionist billionaire cabal by using ecologically sustainable sexist transgender immigrant pronoun ethnostates to dunk on the jews; is a person who lives in a state of abject mental poverty.

          And I will speak about what I please.

          • Just as I thought, you don’t vote, you just spew a bunch of nonsense.

            You have ZERO influence with all your bilge and you’re a lazy excuse for a citizen.

            I can’t stand people like you.

            As far as I’m concerned you can fuck off to fascist Singapore, or Australia where you’re fined for not voting.

      • Politics flows from the population. If we had the kind of population which didn’t believe in politics, then we would be in a such a paradise as to render most questions which plague us today laughably moot.

  2. “PS: Don’t get upset, I am just using my right to free speech. We will return to regularly scheduled programming after I’ve had some kosher buttplugs.”

  3. I can understand why you’d dislike Trump, Musk and Milei, but IMO RFK Jr. is a genuinely good guy. He’s done great work as an environmental lawyer, he’s not a climate change denier, he’s socially liberal on many issues, he’s against the “war on drugs” and Big Pharma, and he’s written two great books exposing Fauci and the Wuhan coverup.

    Yes, he made a mistake advocating for raw milk when you consider the risk of H5N1. But I personally wouldn’t describe him as “internet brained” as you did in a recent comment. Here he is interviewing Vanden Bossche on his podcast back in February 2022:

    https://open.spotify.com/episode/7pP4tCePYP38JRuqt0qlry?si=5d61yQrWT7O6uhpgBCm15w&utm_source=copy-link

    You can tell that he has a good understanding of evolutionary biology, he understands that you can’t vaccinate against avian influenza. I have been very worried that once the HIVICRON variants start spreading, TPTB will try and somehow blame it on the unvaccinated. That is much less likely once Kennedy is Secretary of HHS (assuming of course the Senate confirms his nomination).

    And it’s worth pointing out that the CDC director under the Trump Administration, Robert Redfield is now openly confirming in interviews that SARS-CoV-2 is a GoF virus. Contrast this with the CDC director under the Biden Administration, Rochelle Walensky. The CDC advisory panel recommended AGAINST boosters, but Walensky OVERRULED them! That’s not “following the science”, is it?

    Also, the Trump Administration is planning on appointing Stanford professor and lead author of the “Great Barrington Declaration” Jay Bhattacharya as head of the NIH! If Kamala won the election she would’ve appointed another Fauci equivalent.

  4. Is this a trick question? Obviously one is ethically and spiritually obliged to undergo any sort of suffering, no matter how revolting, if it would prevent a single war or even a single death in war. At the time Christ was executed, crucifixion was considered to be a source of shame and humiliation (partly because one was crucified naked, which was terribly shameful to Jews). We are supposed to not take our humiliation into account. The only question would be whether Trump/Musk would actually prevent a war death. Jesus Christ forbids war.

    All of a sudden I’m seeing that 30 percent of cow farms in CA are having cow/bird flu outbreaks. WTF is it with CA?

    • Yup, letting Elon Musk shart all over your bathroom walls because he told you it would end wokeness is just like when Christ was crucified. And clearly, servility and embracing humiliation at the hands of psychopaths, is the epitome of what it means to be moral. I know this because of how awesome the world is now, after 2000 years of the influence of Christianity.

      • So if you knew to a certainty that if you suffered humiliation it would save a thousand lives, you wouldn’t do it? Most atheists I know would consider that to be the moral choice. Actually all atheists that I know other than you.

        I think maybe you don’t understand the concept of a counterargument. Instead of considering what was said, you did the lazy thing of insulting something you don’t like. If you are keen on personal dignity, you might consider that that isn’t dignified. Anyway, if it is a matter of training, there are intro philosophy courses on YouTube.

        You claim to be eager to battle evil, but then you are pleased with yourself for having left the US so that you don’t have to deal with as much of it. How does that make sense? You don’t care about evil in the actual world? You claim to care about animal welfare in the real world.

    • >All of a sudden I’m seeing that 30 percent of cow farms in CA are having cow/bird flu outbreaks. WTF is it with CA?

      Don’t vote for Trump and don’t try to build a computer program smarter that is as smart as a human being. All the red counties are full of bird flu.

      That’s my suggestion to keep fortune on your side.

  5. This is what happens when the Rabbi sucks your penis. The trauma of Talmudic circumcision ruins the brains of these young Jewish boys, never to recover.

    I voted yes only because my dog simply loves eating shit – and he would love a change in diet from eating the usual cat shit (from my three cats). Human shit he would love to eat and lick up and especially Trump’s shit, because my dog also loves eating Mc Donalds.

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