Introducing: Anti-Woke Ice Cream

Hey alpha male!

Yeah, I’m talking to you!

Are you on a low carb diet?

Of course you are.

You’re not a beta soycuck after all.

Low carb diets solve every problem known to man.

Yes, every low status American follows a low carb diet and yes they’re all still fat.

But that doesn’t mean it doesn’t work!

Are you looking for some relief from the hot weather?

Then I take it you’re looking for some icecream.

Unfortunately, almost all icecream is full of (trigger warning) carbohydrates!

Frozen berries with some sugar, that’s what Europeans freeze and put on a stick to be “eco-friendly”.

But don’t let them fool you, those are all (trigger warning) carbohydrates!

But as I promised, I have a solution for you…

I introduce to you: The Eggcream!

This is what all patriots eat, when they’re busy defeating the woke mind virus by posting on Twitter!

When Donald Trump (peace be upon him) gets up in the morning, the first thing he does, is walk drive to his freezer (in his SUV) to pickup some Eggcream!

Elon Musk came up with his idea for strapping rockets to the new Tesla roadster, while he was eating eggcream (and smoking crack, but the Eggcream is the real source of innovation, the crack is irrelevant, I never saw Hunter Biden come up with an electric car with rockets strapped to it)!

It’s high in protein and has zero (trigger warning) carbohydrates!

This is what the indigenous hunter-gatherer inuit of Alaska ate in the 1920’s to get through winter too, so you know it’s good for Joe Sixpack from West Virginia!

In fact, if you look at evolution, we evolved not to eat berries (full of (trigger warning) carbohydrates) or worse, grains (full of (trigger warning) carbohydrates). No, we evolved to eat boiled eggs frozen on a stick!

The cavemen of Europe were found to eat boiled eggs frozen on sticks.

Though, don’t let anyone fool you.

As I explain on my substack (you can read all my unique insights without a paywall if you subscribe for 5 dollar a month), the Eggcream is not just a regular boiled egg frozen on a stick.

No, my Eggcream is scientifically proven to:

-Raise your testosterone by 50000000% percent. (This makes your peepee bigger and harder)

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-Make libcucks cry for their mamma

-Defeat the woke mind virus that is destroying Western civilization (my pronouns are MAGA/Musk, what’re you gonna do about that huh, libcuck?)

-Raise the birth rates (8 billion is not enough guys)

-Debunk the manmade climate change hoax (we had category 6 hurricanes during the medieval warm period too!)

-Reelect Trump

-Make you lose weight, by causing you to enter (spontaneously cum in your pants warning) ketosis

AH YES KETOSIS THE METABOLIC EMERGENCY OPTION THAT NO OBLIGATE CARNIVORE ENTERS AND THE INUIT EVOLVED TO AVOID TOO YES KETOSIS AH YES IM CUMMING AH YES THANK YOU EGGCREAM THANK YOU AH YES AH YES AH YES

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