I’m a right winger, because the right wing now has all the cool people. At the end of the day that’s really all it comes down to. When I meet someone who is left wing and seems cool initially, at the end I always find out that they’re not. You’ll find out that they want to lock children up in their homes and get angry at you because you go outside jogging DURING A PANDEMIC.
I believe in climate change, I think abortion should be legal (girls who get raped shouldn’t be forced to have a child against their will. If you think abortion is morally reprehensible, then don’t have one, don’t force your views on other people). I don’t hate people of other ethnic groups or sexual orientations. I think psychedelics should be legal. I’m still a right winger though, because the right wing contains the fifty percent or so of humanity who have any redeeming value whatsoever.
On the left we find twenty year old girls with boyish haircuts who identify with the experimental vaccine they had injected into their arm. “Oh I’m #teampfizer hihihihih time to drink some cat urine bye” There’s literally nothing left to salvage there. After four years in college, most of them are so traumatized and desensitized to normal impulses that you’re not able to build up any sort of normal functional relationship with them either.
If they love you they’ll cheat on you, because they want to see you jealous. On the other hand, if they’re in their late twenties they’ll settle down with you without genuinely loving you and most of you are too stupid to figure it out, you’ll go into your grave without realizing it. I recognize them from a mile off, they desensitized themselves to normal impulses and right wing girls go to church and pray to Jesus because they’re terrified to death of turning into them.
“I’m right wing” is now just a way of saying “I hold a number of low status opinions that generally mean the end of your career when people find out about them but I would nonetheless like to have a normal life”.
If you want to see black people who receive the same kind of hatred from mainstream culture that right wing working class rural Christian white men get, just look at the Hotep. The Hotep are mostly just working class black men who really like Ancient Egypt and strongly identify with their own ethnic group and want to raise stable families. Good for them, but they still have to be bashed in shows like “dear white people”, because wokies are triggered by anyone who is actually confident and doesn’t need other people’s approval.
I mean, left wing people are just people low in self-confidence and openness to experience. If they find out that you’re genuinely confident enough to not adjust yourself to social norms, then they hate you, because they can’t do that. That’s ultimately why the Hoteps get the same kind of hatred as working class rural white men.
Remember, left wing men are so lacking in self-confidence that they need an entire parade with a bunch of naked men dancing around in thongs and a giant crowd of heterosexual women cheering them on, to convince themselves that it’s ok for them to screw other guys. And remember: They’re so self-hating that they need AN ENTIRE FRICKING MONTH OF THIS and they need every Fortune 500 company to say “ignore the bible, it’s ok to sodomize each other” by changing their picture on Twitter.
Right wing people hate pride month because they know:
- Straight acting guys are sexier.
- Children shouldn’t be seeing this crap.
- It’s a lot more dignified when you’re discreet.
- Sodomy was taboo in every pre-industrial culture because it spreads disease.
But for whatever reason, left wingers just can’t accept the idea that they’re deviating from a social norm that is almost universal throughout history and cultures. They can’t accept the idea that we need the cultural ideal to be stable heterosexual nuclear families, because that’s what society needs to survive. They need the Fortune 500 companies, the churches, the media, they need everyone to say that this is normal and acceptable, FOR A WHOLE MONTH, before they can accept themselves.
You know what the difference is between me and lefties? When I know that everyone around me disapproves of something, I’m still going to be doing it. I don’t need a giant parade with dancing evil clowns and people turning into toasters and every Fortune 500 company changing their Twitter pic into a Salvia Divinorum flower for a whole month every year, before I decide to smoke salvia in the forest at dusk.
I know that I’m a deviant, that a full time employed father of three children can’t slip off into the night to leave his responsibilities and talk to a bunch of evil clowns in the forest, that society can’t function when everyone does what I do. That’s why the only thing I ask for is to just be allowed to mind my own business, I’m not asking Amazon to change it’s Twitter profile pic into a Salvia Divinorum flower.
I honestly believe that we need to abolish pride month and implement heterosexual nuclear family appreciation month. What do I mean with that? Your mother spent nine months carrying you in her womb and chances are your parents spent two decades taking care of you. Those are two decades during which they could also have been traveling around the world, engaging in orgies while high on MDMA. They chose not to do that, they chose to take care of you. It’s 2021, sexual liberation and birth control are no longer a novelty. Your parents had a choice, they chose you.
I wish that more gay and lesbian people would recognize the special task that they were given in life. They were placed between the genders and they are supposed to help heterosexual people thrive. You’re supposed to help them find out who would fit them well. You’re supposed to help them understand how the other gender experiences the world. And you’re supposed to sometimes offend society, by violating a taboo and saying the unspeakable, like for example, when heterosexual parents feel pressured into giving their daughters puberty blockers because their daughters spent too much time browsing Tumblr. You shouldn’t demand people’s respect without earning it.
You know what’s brave? It’s not when you’re dancing in a thong on a boat. It’s when you make that commitment, that you’re going to ignore a wide range of temptations and opportunities for pleasure in life. It’s when you decide that you’re going to devote two decades of your life, taking care of someone else. That’s impressive to me. And that’s what you’re justified in taking pride of.