Nobody has eternal life, but I would like to leave something behind in this world, that lives on through others. I have donated blood ten times, so I guess in that sense I live on in others, but it’s not what I’m looking for.
I don’t want to spend every day sperging about viruses, I am really tired of it. You can sperg about it all day long or forget about it, the outcome is the same, 8 billion people weighing ten times as much as all the wild animals left on land will not last for a very long time.
So I am busy working on a special project: Memorabilia. There was a time when low status white males were really into NFT’s, every low status white male was going to be rich by hoarding NFT’s, until women, brown people and high status white males would have no other option than to buy them off them. But anyone who was involved in selling NFTs now doesn’t want to be reminded of it.
No I’m going for the real physical thing. I am going to make a few special surprise gifts for my few loyal IRL friends and for any of you LSWMs in my comments I’ve never had the chance to meet. The cost will be shipping + voluntary donation (one dollar is enough). Every gift will be unique, hand-made and you will have evidence I made it for you. You don’t have to give me your address, you can just offer a dropbox in your town.
After my few loyal friends have received theirs, further gifts will be awarded on a first come first serve basis. You can reserve in the comments below here, just post an email address where I can contact you. You’ll only have to pay for shipping once the gift is ready to be shipped, which will take at least a few weeks (be patient). Mention the name of whatever your favorite fruit is in your comment, for your reservation to be valid.
As these are gifts for my loyal inner circle, I’m not publicly sharing what I’m going to send you. You won’t find out what it is, until you open the box. I’m not going to send you something illegal, dangerous or disgusting, but you’ll have to trust me on that.
“Why won’t you just tell us what it is?” Because our brains are not designed to have access to all information at all times. The world would benefit from a few more secrets. This will be a secret between me, my friends and the LSWMs who reserve a spot (women and brown people are allowed to reserve a spot too, don’t worry). Those of you who are let in on the secret, will have to decide for yourself how much you’ll share about it.
In other news, I am making preparations for a new livestream. I am going to expose a shameful secret about Bob the Buffoon (commonly referred to as Low Status Creepy Clown). He has been deceiving us all along. Stay tuned.
A gift from Rintrah Radagast? I’d be honored.
CyberVikingOfCascadia@protonmail.com
My favorite fruit is the almighty lemon. I gained a taste for it after starving myself for fifty days and lemon water being the first thing I consumed. It was sweeter than candy, yet shortly afterwards I shit my guts out and felt like I was dying on the toilet. I had a dream about Lord Shiva covered in eyes staring at me that same night. I’m not joking.
Reservation complete, you are #1.
I’m honestly excited. Thanks.
“nobody has eternal life”
The joke is that we’re all eternal but reincarnate. You’re supposed to be figuring out to arrest that cycle of reincarnation. Jesus, you fucking people.
New meme for Tryptie!
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fo_Li5YXoAMAvfP?format=jpg&name=900×900
860214@protonmail.ch
Lychee
Reservation complete, you are #2.
Anything given freely is squandered. Therefore, I will give my advice or my blood only at a high price.
You already gave us the best gift: A place where we can write our opinions without censoring.
daveglat@gmail.com
Bosc pears
Reservation complete, you are #3.
I’d love to have one from you. Nikola.Predovan90@gmail.com
Try again.
Very based sir. Intrigued and grateful ?
vonnegut_18@yahoo.com
Try again.
erdhuetter@web.de
I seldomly comment on your side but I am an avid reader for years.
I love the Mango fruit, oh the sweetness.
Reservation complete, you are #4.
How ‘bout an exchange?
You send me your mystery package and I will send you some aesthetically suspect genuine LSWM art?
I don’t need to know your favourite fruit, that can remain between you and God.
Very generous of you to be doing this!
kevin.1995.1337@gmail.com
Medjool Dates.
Reservation complete, you are #5.
Nice men, great idea!
Peezofshit@gmail.com
Wild peaches
Reservation complete, you are #6.
Excited and curious to receive a gift. Thank you! And thank you for this blog.
I love all of them but I can answer Guava.
Reservation complete, you are #7.
Are these lovely gifts still available? I would like one, please.
jrsjrs@gmail.com
My favorite fruits are raspberries. That tart flavor is just the best. Also, low in sugar and reminds me of picking raspberries from the bushes in our yard when I was a child.
If you would like a return gift, please include a return address in the package. Thanks!
Reservation complete, you are #8.
My favorite fruit by far is a red berry from the nightshade family.
Can you guess what it is?
(But I’m not reserving, thanks anyway.)
Bittersweet, only that is toxic for humans.
Anyway, you are supposed to mention your favourite fruit, not berry.
Definition of fruit, from Encyclopedia Britannica:
“In a botanical sense, a fruit is the fleshy or dry ripened ovary of a flowering plant, enclosing the seed or seeds.”
dantalion222@protonmail.com
Pineapple
Excellent blog btw!
Reservation complete, you are #9.
Why was my comment not approved?
First comment requires manual approval, it’s a setting to avoid spam.
cantaloupe
iajh0@pm.me
That would be an honor.
Reservation complete, you are #10.
Gooseberry
Tomopteynde1@gmail.com
Reservation complete, you are #11.
The last I posted was to thank you before you disappeared back into the void and the community was still undeveloped. Happy things have changed since. Thanking you in advance, again.
pomegranate
Reservation complete, you are #12.
Rintrah, you need to look at Steve Kirsch’s substack: https://kirschsubstack.com/p/i-have-a-lot-of-blood-under-my-rpe. He is in a dire medical situation; he will likely go blind in a week due to blood in a deep part of his eye. He has the best doctors here in Silicon Valley and they can’t do anything; he is on his own. He is seeking any ideas he can get.
Ok I’ll look.
I saw your post there, and I posted recommending that he strongly consider what you say. Thank you. He’s been one of the few people in CA who has fought hard to keep vaxxes from being mandatory.
Steve is a hero and deserves recommendations to salvage his eyesight.
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I’m on enough government watchlists at this point so I will pass…my favourite fruit is the thimbleberry, too soft to be domesticated but absurdly hardy plant.
strawberry is the best. back breaking summer job on school holidays. now grow my own.
Peach
info@zynhale.com
Love this idea!
Strawberry
I think you’re a cool guy and I enjoy the virus posts very much
I believe you can see the email address in the below field?
I’m always late for good things…, but I would like one if they’re still available!
Incredible idea!
I love peaches too. My mom’s village has some very yummy varieties.
apollon.bazante@gmail.com
nfatsevych@gmail.com
i really enjoy blueberries
Late as usual
Lucid880@protonmail.com
Apples
Ah shit, that email is defunct.
pat559@protonmail.com