Low Status White Male Simulator[Online Game]

I was stuck in a creative rut, but thanks to some help from Claude, Low Status White Male Simulator is now officially finished.

Click here to play the game!

You can go to a job interview and you can visit a dating site on your computer, both activities that low status white males frequently engage in.

I hope you will enjoy the game. Or perhaps you won’t. It’s the best game ever anyway.

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Cyber Viking

I’ve been waiting for this.

Dealbreaker: You have opinions.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Cyber Viking

Finished, was brilliant.

LSWM Lives Matter

Nice, looking forward to playing. Unfortunately it doesn’t seem to work on my outdated Xiaomi phone. No matter what I press nothing is happening. I am hoping to upgrade to a Samsung S24 soon.

@Rob:

> Anyone else feel like they are under psychic attack right now? Literally feel like demons are trying to take me over to the point I’m considering getting a crucifix and a medal of my patron saint to wear round my neck.

I bought seven Bibles over the last month, and have them all surrounding my bed, I think that they are helping me to get better sleep.

Tryptie

You guys really should be energy training, then if you’re under psychic attack you’ll be able to stop the attack directly and also strengthen your natural resistance to such things in general. Don’t wait until a psychic attack or some crisis to start learning how to defend yourself, you know?

Cyber Viking

Yeah listen to Tyrptie, energy train, it works. I can attest to feeling horrible shit going away due to clearing it with these methods.

https://youtu.be/dIpMQjukie4?list=PLOFLYgmNpSoYQZiQqx6VUS5YVzmE_7cAv

TheNothingMan

Next a game simulating particular glycans forming on the surface of the virus and how each iteration propagates through the population.

Diogenes

I’m disappointed. It’s the worst game I’ve ever tried.

Nothing works. It’s so pathetic that I’m completely questioning your infamous Asperger’s skills.

Diogenes

I think I need to revise my opinion of “Vibe coding.”

I was afraid it was some kind of divine power.

But in reality, it’s just a path to “Idiocracy.”

(DeepL is really good in translating, I should use it more often.)

Diogenes

Finally I found my divine destiny: I’m a vibe coder.

I vibe code reality with all the crazy stuff I write into the internet. And billions do the same.

I will win. I will fuck you all. My vibe coding is better!

ydobon

Mind sharing source code?

ydobon

Thanks!