No Normie Policy 2.0: The Last Days of the Normies

**MANDATORY BYLINE** PIC FROM Mogens Trolle / Caters News - (PICTURED: A baby orangutan giving the camera a thumbs up in Tanjung Puting National Park in Kalimantan. PIC TAKEN IN JULY 2018) - Look at this cute baby Orangutan as it gives a satisfied thumbs up to the camera! Taken by Mogens Trolle while in the Tanjung Puting National Park in Kalimantan, Borneo, the adorable primate looks straight into the lens and makes the contented gesture. Mogens, from Denmark, whos been a wildlife photographer for the last 25 years said: I spent a week in the Tanjung Puting National Park in Kalimantan, the Indonesian part of Borneo, in order to photograph orangutans.SEE CATERS COPY

“It’s the year 2022 and I am the last of the normies who survive on Rintrah’s wordpress blog. He makes me answer all sorts of difficult questions about climate change (they used to call it global warming before Bill Gates told them to change the name of the hoax!!!), before I can post my insights on his blog. I’m pretty sure all of his questions are fake news, already fact-checked by real American patriots, who eat their quarter pounder with a side-dish of brown coal. And yet, something begins to chew at me. I can’t help but wonder… is the American way of life unsustainable?”

I’ve figured out the perfect solution to my problem with bad comments. You’re going to do a little homework from now on! If you really can’t answer a question, just refresh until you get another question. I will keep adding more and more questions as time goes on, until trying to post a comment on my blog will be as psychologically tormenting for normies as 24 hours of sobriety are for yours sincerely.

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