Poisoning your soil to get rich through digital ponzi schemes: The new American pastime
I apologize in advance to anyone who thought this was simply the weirdest looking COVID blog you’ve ever seen. It is in fact my personal […]
Scotland: The canary in the coalmine is getting sick
After a new virus began to spread around the globe, we responded with an unprecedented global experiment. Around most of the Western world, people were […]
A Dutch mortician asks an innocent question: Why do the bodies look so strange lately?
“A single naïve question is sometimes enough to make an entire system come tumbling down,” a Colombian philosopher who went by the name of Gómez Dávila […]
Too many people are dying and it’s starting to worry the demographers
For a while now, we’ve had a mysterious jump in excess mortality in Europe. At first, nobody really paid any attention to it, with the […]
Ten reasons you should get vaccinated (and should have no human rights until you do)
This is normal. The only reason it’s normal however, is because of people like you, who continue to spread a deadly virus because of your […]
The Absurdist Gospel of Salvia Divinorum
If you wish to know my ontological beliefs, then it is as simple as stating that I worship a plant known as Salvia Divinorum, the […]
It’s ok to cough on scientists (video)
“Not all scientists are like that” -Some dumb person
Why I am a Misanthrope
I want to explain today why I am a misanthrope. I don’t mean this in an abstract metaphorical sense, or as some sort of hyperbole. […]
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I know you’re wondering and the answer to your questions is yes, I made this and yes I haven’t told my therapist yet. In other […]
Don’t be a slave to your desires
We live in an era in which it’s more important than ever before to have conscious control over your mind. If you don’t gain […]