If this is a cat, I’m a mouse with toxoplasmosis
This is the last thing Dutch low status white males see before being put under permanent climate lockdown.
Under Klaus Schwab’s permanent climate lockdown (with input from Bill Gates and George Soros), it will be forbidden for low status white males to drive cars or eat meat. You will instead have to eat cactus fruit and seaweed burgers, unless you would rather just die of hunger, which is also accepted. It’s a mistake that hysterical climate alarmists want to make you eat bugs and live in a pod. They want to make you live in a tent and eat seaweed burgers and cactus fruit.
For every pound of body fat, you will receive one daily smack on your bottom. When you try to resist, Greta herself will show up by train from Stockholm and bring her whip to smack you even harder. I try to resist every single day.
From now on, every hard working Dutch low status white male will always be late for work, because every road will be blocked by hysterical climate alarmists, forever.
Your boss will look at you, notice that you are late and say “I thought of offering you a promotion, so you would become a medium status white male and could apply for an even bigger mortgage to live in a slightly bigger block of concrete. Unfortunately you are five minutes late so I changed my mind, the function will now go to Kees instead”.
You will protest and say: “It’s the fault of the hysterical climate alarmists, they blocked the road so my bus was late!” But your boss will have no mercy for you. “Oh you are blaming the climate change activists for your own failure to leave home early? Well in that case I have a new job for you: There is a shit stain in the toilet bowl, I tried spraying it away with my pee but it’s stuck, from now on you have to remove the shit stains after someone used the bathroom. I will turn this into your official job title.”
From now on, Europe’s complete economic policy will be decided by an unelected cabal of autistic Swedish teenage girls. Their first plan is to introduce special low status white male taxes.
Eating meat will be illegal of course, but other things low status white males like to do will be subject to high taxes. Want to play darts? For every dart you throw you’ll have to pay low status white male tax. Same for playing snooker, every time you hit a ball, you’ll have to pay 5 Euro worth of low status white male tax. Playing poker will also be subject to low status white male tax. All this money will be used to pay for climate reparations for black women in Africa.