The Epstein Nothingburger

Most people lead very boring monotonous lives. I’m always a little amazed how many of those people there are, who manage to get through life without sedating themselves in one form or another. Don’t you just get tired, of living in these overpopulated concrete conglomerates where humans are concentrated? Don’t you get tired of these repetitive office jobs, with colleagues you’d never speak to again if you got fired?

Don’t you get tired of the news? Epstein this, Musk that, Trump that. It’s a total of three people the world now seems to revolve around, like we all suffered brain damage and were left with three working neurons. But if you’re a moron, they can endlessly keep you entertained with this crap. Was Charlie Kirk a time traveler? Nope. Did Jeffrey Epstein eat people? Nope. Sorry, the real world is very boring.

After a while you’ve kind of seen and heard of everything the world has to offer. When you get these girls covered in tattoos in their late twenties who sing edgy songs mentioning Jeffrey Dahmer, you know they’ve kind of explored everything there is to discover in this world (and yet they still have sixty more years to go). There’s not much else left after a while, we all have brains hooked into the algorithms, which rapidly deliver you the most interesting stuff until there’s nothing left.

I was always into weird stuff as a teenager. Conspiracy theories, young earth creationism (these people told you there were still dinosaurs in Congo), medieval grimoires and of course, the endless quest to get my hands on some cannabis. Without cannabis I’m not sure I would’ve made it this far, because life just gets boring eventually.

Money makes life more interesting, because money translates into power, the power to leave your mark on the world. Idiots look at a big pile of cash and think to themselves: “I can buy a Lamborghini!” Smarter people might think to themselves: “With a billion dollar I’m sure I can resurrect a Neanderthal on a private island.” You should avoid having your brain hacked by dumb ideas like equality. People are not equal and their needs are different. Let the billionaires focus on charity. A smart person just has greater needs that are more difficult to be met.

The unfortunate reality is that there’s not that much interesting that goes on in our world. We all have cameras on our phones now. We all leave DNA everywhere that can be tested. Interesting things happened in the past. There was a mescaline fueled cult run by an ex-prostitute in Mexico that killed a bunch of people. That’s the darkest creepiest thing that happened in the past 100 years or so. There’s also a narco-satanist cult in Mexico that I covered before. Yeah, Mexico is a bit of a hotspot for this sort of stuff.

If you want some real evil elite stuff, go look at the Ibadan house of horror, which was a dilapidated building believed to have been used for human trafficking and ritual sacrifice located in Soka forest in Ibadan, Oyo State, Nigeria. People alive and dead were kept there, their body parts reportedly used for black magic rituals by wealthy people and politicians who hoped to influence elections through magic. Nigeria is a scary place.

But what you low status white male types desperately want there to be, child-eating satanic pedophile elites, just doesn’t really seem to exist. Sorry. Western elites are very boring people. Your best evidence for Epstein eating people is that he talked a lot about “jerky”. But there’s no evidence for that referring to anything other than actual jerky. His doctor had him on a Keto diet.

We have some vague evidence of former African dictators like Bokassa being actual cannibals. But look at your actual ruling class and there’s just no good evidence these people do anything cool. There’s some modest evidence that Trump and Epstein in particular genuinely raped teenage girls, which unlike eating people, is decidedly uncool. I already discussed this before.

But Epstein has now turned into a kind of symbol that everyone projects their Jungian shadow onto. You have an ideal image of how you want to be, but nobody truly lives up to their perfect self. That discrepancy is projected onto the external world. Some people are so close to figuring it out. Here’s Putin’s #1 simp explaining that Epstein is EVERYTHING:

Yeah, you’re almost there. Epstein is your shadow. He’s everything that you refuse to accept as part of yourself. But he is above all else, very boring old news.