What it would look like, if most people had brain damage

I don’t know guys, but I think governments would start doing a bunch of stupid stuff and people would vote for weird politicians, who match their own newfound feelings of hostility:

I would expect a bunch of weird stuff to start happening as a result. The most powerful economy in the world might suddenly declare a bunch of idiotic tariffs:

And then they would probably be really stupid, just calculated for uninhabited islands only home to a bunch of penguins, probably generated with an AI tool like chatGPT.

And the tariff rate would be something arbitrary, like 0.5 * the ratio between imported and exported goods (while entirely ignoring services, which the United States tends to export, as a service-based economy).

And Israel would have higher tariffs than Iran, despite Israel making a big show of ending all their own tariffs for the United States the day before.

I mean, if there was a hypothetical brain-damaging virus that reduced the average IQ of the population by about ten points so far, this is what I would expect to happen to the population.

We have had bad Republican presidents for a while now. But a bad president used to mean something different. This is starting to feel more like reality itself is disintegrating.

Trump was hospitalized for COVID in 2020. This reduces your IQ by an estimated 10 points, two to three years later. I really think Trump is no longer the creature that was elected for his first term. But importantly his staff looks brain damaged too.

But I feel like pointing out to the AI bros: This is what everyone now associates with AI running the government. The first major attempt at using AI in government turned into a total disaster, with the AI inventing tariffs that differ between countries and the islands that belong to them and even imposing tariffs on uninhabited islands.

So the good news is that it’s completely over for bald white men with glasses now too. The baldmenwithglassesularity is canceled, they will all have to learn to make themselves useful in Trump’s self-reliant Juche utopia. Learn to start growing coffee in Florida, it’s your best option now.

27 Comments

  1. Regarding brain damage, this morning I ordered some Datura stramonium seeds after reading your scopolamine blogs, sure might as well seeing as everyone is already slowly getting dementia anyway so it doesn’t really even matter anymore. I will start with one seed, if that doesn’t work I will wait 7 days for the toxic alkaloids to be removed then up the dose to 2 seeds. My mood has been really low recently, I took another low dose of psilocybin chocolate but it doesn’t seem to be having much of an effect so far. I’m particularly interested in the libido enhancing effects of the Jimsonweed, should be fun. People with autism tend to have really bizarre sexual paraphilias (something about the brain being rewired differently). One of the main causes of my current depressive episode is overexposure to knowledge (specifically online doom porn). So the datura should help with that, as you wrote about in your two scopolamine blogs.

    • > One of the main causes of my current depressive episode is overexposure to knowledge (specifically online doom porn).

      Log off.

      Now.

      I feel you

    • > I took another low dose of psilocybin chocolate but it doesn’t seem to be having much of an effect so far.

      I know you’re smart. Surely you know all the evidence shows it’s only one or two high-dose mind-bending trips that knock you out of your looping and cyclical rumination in order to show you a different way of perceiving?

      This baby shit of you nibbling chocolate bars hoping for something different is just lame, man

      Fuck!

      • Maybe, maybe not. Even if it works on a meta-placebo way, it works. I for one just eat pure dark chocolate and this works for me. Or my gut. Which in turn helps me feeling fine.

    • I would generally recommend innoxia over stramonium, starting out with one or two seeds taken about an hour before you go to bed, with a glass of beer.

  2. “We have had bad Republican presidents for a while now. But a bad president used to mean something different. This is starting to feel more like reality itself is disintegrating.”

    bro, the last 70 years was not reality…

  3. Trump was hospitalized because he was the president and they always hospitalize the president if he has any sort of ailment. He probably lost 3 IQ points in that instance, and several additional points since, just like most people. Unfortunately this affects the Democrats as much or more, since they are just as eager to be infected with covid and they also are keen on the covid shots.

  4. The next age of warfare is upon us, and what it looks like are massive swarms of lethal drones piloted by AI.

    Isolationism seems like a perfectly rational response to this evolving threat environment. Fortress America makes sense to most Americans, because it’s an idea that comes from the country’s founders.

  5. So how do you avoid the conclusion that humans are biologically incapable of escaping the loop of shitty leadership -> non-shitty leadership -> shitty leadership? Do you just avoid putting the pieces together into the big picture?

    • What non-shitty leadership have we had? I haven’t seen any in my lifetime. Are you seriously saying that Biden was non-shitty????

      • There is no such thing as non-shitty leadership, I suppose. The idea of giving your sovereignty to some dude so they can feed it to a machine which will give you goodies in exchange for compliance, is diseased. Especially when you factor in the destruction of the earth as we know it.

  6. It would look like me. I ate lead paint as a child, was starved of oxygen at birth and I was repeatedly caught eating mercury from thermometers.

    I am Retard.

    So do not worry. Everything will be fine.

  7. Oh well, I asked ChatGPT and it certified that Trump’s tariff formula was likely made up by Artificial Intelligence.
    Lol, the POTUS’ is close to brain-dead, we have a huge problem 😀

    • Did it ever occur to you that your beloved ChatGPT could be programmed to give partisan political responses? It would actually be very surprising if it hasn’t been.

      • It’s indeed my first time seeing this, and it’s unbelievably absurd.
        If they’ve been doing this for a while, I’m so speechless, haha

    • 1) The whole world is laughing at Trump’s stupid formula.
      – Just google Trump lie tariffs, you’ll see
      – You’re free to believe that the whole world is concerted against you guys, that’s just typically Trumpy hallucinated though.

      2) At the base of Trump’s tariff policy is the idea of “balancing the bilateral deficit”
      – It’s just like you go out to the market to buy a chicken, and you tell the seller that they have to buy your duck, so that you guys are “trade balanced”.
      – Ask ChatGPT if that’s stupid, it’ll explain to you very clearly and comprehensively.

  8. Reality has actually been disintegrating for a while now btw. Or at least something to that effect, I’m not actually sure yet exactly where this is all headed but I do expect it to continue to get weirder overall. This world has pretty blatantly been operating off of some form of dream logic for a while now, like at least since 2020 but probably for longer. Maybe it was always that way to a certain extent but at the very least it has become way more obvious over time. At least in my experience the laws of physics, biology, and logic in general seem to just be getting routinely and casually transgressed in all kinds of ways over the past several years. My experiences might not be normal but I’m sure I’m not the only one noticing such things. That’s part of why I don’t think you should be placing your bets on traditional explanations for what we’re going through, like that the brain damage is the result of a virus exerting some effect on peoples’ brains that is ultimately biochemical and physiological in nature. I mean, you could tell that people were increasingly becoming more and more retarded long before covid happened, too, but even setting that aside the general behaviour of reality as of late is making it increasingly obvious that these scientific models we’ve come to rely on aren’t describing the true nature of this place.

  9. Functionality there is very little difference in our two parties here. They are often referred to as the uiniparty for just that reason. The democrats just get better coverage in the media because the media is mostly democrats as well. Obama was a horrible president that presided over a bad economy and constant wars but he gave a good speech and had glowing coverage from the media world wide. Trump 45 was a much more successful presidency than Obama by most metrics but the media hated him and he acts like an ass so he is perceived poorly.

  10. That’s why Radagast. You should Trust the Plan(TM). Trump is a better Environmentalist than any Republican and Democrat before him.

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