Abandon all hope of ever getting your shit together in life, ye who enter here
I’m just throwing some noise into your Youtube algorithm today so that perhaps you discover something new. Thank me later.
No wait scrap that.
Some of you are good people, don’t scroll down too far because the music descends from happy and carefree into suicidal madness.
No wait scrap that.
Some off you are brave enough to explore the edges of the human condition. Get yourself some psychedelics and or weed and join me on a journey.
We’re starting off gentle and innocent:
Now it’s time for some happy energy:
This is a honorable mention because this is the product of a ponzi scheme and I can’t get over the fact that a ponzi scheme has its own music video’s:
Not everything has to be modern:
This is my best bet on trying to induce Ego death, but your mileage may vary:
Bleak reflection after ego death (if you’re ready for that):
Excited reflection after ego death (when it’s new for you):
I think this is trying to be witch house, but it fails terribly at it, which is exactly what makes it so good, because witch house has turned terribly formulaic:
Token representation to prove beyond any doubt I’m actually 100% an enlightened cosmopolitan:
Quite charming on LSD:
You’re not going to make something this good without some autism:
Just good on weed:
Do you have couchlock? Here’s your couchlock track:
MDMA or 2CB? Have fun:
You know what happens after MDMA right? RIP serotonin.
The best trips are when you have zero serotonin left in your brain and you’re just one self-pitying mess as your immune system consumes your neurons for dinner:
None of you are even remotely miserable enough for this one:
The answer to the problem of evil is that you grew bored with being happy, that’s why you were born. The best drug is when you’re just unhappy and not doing anything to try to suppress the pain:
I think this is the Datura or Hembane vibe, but people who experienced it say it isn’t so I have no excuse to post this one here but I’m doing it anyway:
We like to turn the trivial into the demonic:
You want trippy music? Oh my bad, I thought you said you wanted schizophrenia:
Are you sure you don’t want schizophrenia?
Alright here’s your trippy music. You said you wanted a bad trip right?
DON’T SKIP THIS SECTION, SCROLL BACK UP COWARD, EXISTENCE IS A ZERO SUM GAME RESULTING IN A NET HEDONIC STATE OF ZERO, CARRY SOME SUFFERING TO HELP SUSTAIN THE TOTALITY
Time for aftercare, these two will help you get back down to Earth:
That’s all for today! (Don’t worry, I will get back to just writing weird essays after this.)