Zheani <3

The day I have been waiting for has finally arrived. Zheani is coming to my country, on may 3rd of this year. It hasn’t sold out yet, so hurry up if you want to come. It will be in Haarlem, which is not very centrally located but all the incels, nazis and school shooters in a 150 mile radius will show up anyway, I’m sure of it.

I will be there, so if you ever wanted to meet me, you now know where to find me.

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  1. I’ve never heard of this woman before, but this looks interesting. I will consider coming, ngl meeting you irl would be pretty fun.

  2. She seems like a nice girl.

    My favourite female rocker is still Chrissy Amphlett though. Although this woman was gorgeous too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vllIofWpnk4

    Big Pig was the first band I saw live as it happens, at the ANU bar in Canberra, back when I was 15 or so.

    I think she was also a backing singer on one of my all-time favourite tracks – a dark, alcoholic, and joyous pub culture classic by the Models: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsPz2bJkw10

    What a gorgeous woman, Sri Lankan, I think. Maybe not Oz pop royalty, but closely related, having been a backup singer with the Models and INXS among others, plus having her own success.

    And INXS, well, Michael Hutchence, what a legend. I can just imagine the lead up to his death; with him arguing with that self-righteous woke twat Bob Geldorf (who I have to admit I also loved – I had a couple of secondhand Boomtown Rats records back in the day) over access to his daughter, then killing himself.

    Imagine being this cool: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIBv2GEnXlc

    What a legend.

    I would’ve gotten into so much trouble if I looked that good.

    Perhaps I should be a bit more cautious as well about what I say online – I might dox myself. Not that it matters I guess. Growing up in a town like I did, best described as being like Pyongyang without an absolute totalitarian dystopia, I’m no stranger to ASIO spying on me and mine. And at 50, my prospects are looking pretty crap, so what do I care.

    And let’s not forget we’re all stuck here together on the brink of collapse.

    If you can’t be honest then, then when?

  3. A tale of terrorism in Russia, claims that something ‘big is coming’, as narrated by a fellow with what sounds like a dose of the Wuhan flu: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jI5rmQPZGgk

    I wonder if ramping numbers of nasal voices discussing dark subjects will be a hallmark of the end times?

    When I was a child, I used to have this weird ‘psychosomatic’ reaction upon hearing nasal voices – the sound used to make me cry, as in my eyes would start weeping when I heard them. It wasn’t so much that I was ‘upset’, it was more of a feeling of being disgusted, not wanting to get sick, and wanting to get away, but being trapped. Then, upon finding myself stuck with nowhere to go (most commonly by being trapped by social convention/politeness not to just run for it), my eyes would start weeping and I would start apologizing about how nasal voices made my eyes weep.

    In retrospect, perhaps it wasn’t such a weird reaction after all, but kind of appropriate.

  4. Upon reading this post, I listened to a bunch of Zheani’s songs. Pretty interesting, though most of her work isn’t melodic enough that I would listen to it over and over. But one major exception is “Lie and Look” (from her album “The Line”), which is such a totally addictive earworm. What a great song! It doesn’t quite sound like anything I’ve heard before.

  5. There is only one queen, our Swedish shield maiden Greta Thunberg. At first, I said rude things about her and then you turned me around, only to abandon her.

    The only acceptable mode of transportation for a shield maiden is sailing. Zheani is doing a world tour emitting the noxious warmest gas.

    Also, Zheani is putting out some serious Ayesha Erotica vibes, while Greta is pure as the driven snow.

    Also, what do we know about her politics? She will be in my vicinity as well, a larger metropolitan area, and I can tell you that there will be no “incels, nazis, and school shooters”. Where do you live in some backward outback?


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